Someone please put SeattleGirl into bed

[MissHoneychurch]

she is getting out of hand.

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

1. Oh crickey!

I really am, aren't I????

I promise, I'll be a good girl!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

2. Um, well, as long as

one of the DU guys assists! :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

41. Hey, glad I'm awake to help...

:hi:

RL

[MissHoneychurch]

3. please don't

it is hilarious :rofl:

[NMMNG]

4. Take SeattleGirl to bed?!?!

Oh, never mind, I misunderstood. :blush:

[MissHoneychurch]

5. ...

:rofl:

whatever works for ya

[SeattleGirl]

6. Well, I love Buffy baby, but....

not like that! :spank:

[ForrestGump]

7. I'll fight you for her....

Strip off and oil up, baby...



:evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

8. you ain't getting any points with THAT oil

this is what you use





sheesh, do we have to tell you everything??????

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

10. Apparently so!

:evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

15. men

:eyes:

[SeattleGirl]

16. I know!

They just need to be taught!

[MissHoneychurch]

17. yes, they do

and some of them here are willing :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

19. The willinger, the better!

Or something like that! :evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

27. you took ´the words out of my mouth

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

31. _._._

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ForrestGump]

18. Does it come in five gallon pails?

Oeditpus Rex, if you innuendo this you are so totally flirting with getting this thing locked... :D

[MissHoneychurch]

29. you are not supposed to drown her in this

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

37. Why not?

:rofl:

[MissHoneychurch]

40. we want you to have around here

some more longer

and don't wanna read in the obituaries "She was drowned in 5 gallons of vanilla scented massage oil. But she wanted it that way"

[SeattleGirl]

43. *snork*!!!!

:spray:

[SeattleGirl]

35. I believe it does!

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

9. Oh, day-am!!!!!

Got any vanilla oil? :evilgrin:

Oh, hell! Would someone just shoot me or something?

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Okay, I will

Gimme a couple minutes to load my gun, k?







:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

12. Um, uh, okay.......

Whistling while you work?

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. More like while I

innuendo. :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

14. innuendo back to you

Oh, crickey, I need.............

um

well

you know

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. 'She had a well de-vel-oped

...per-son-al-i-ty."

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

22. So, in other words

She's an ugly thang? :rofl:

okay.......

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. LOL!

You never heard that old song? :7

My journalism teacher in high school used to sing it.

[SeattleGirl]

26. Well, I always heard ir as

"Wild Thing"

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. I think this one's a little bit different

Same tune as that old "Wessonality" commercial with Florence Henderson.


PERSONALITY
From "The Road To Utopia"
(Johnny Burke / Jimmy Van Heusen)

Johnny Mercer

Also recorded by: Jamey Aebersold; Ann-Margret; Pearl Bailey; Joshua Breakstone Quartet; Perry Como; Bing Crosby; DelRubio Triplets; Joe Derise; Glen Gary; Bobby Gordon; Mary Cleere Haran; Dick Haymes; Al Hirt; Lynda Jamison; Dorothy Lamour; Steve Lawrence; Lee Morgan; Boyd Raeburn; Dinah Shore; Maxine Sullivan.


When Madam Pompadour was on a ballroom floor
Said all the gentlemen "Obviously,"
"The madam has the cutest personality"

And think of all the books about Du Barry's looks
What was it made her the toast of Paree?
She had a well-developed personality

What did Romeo see in Juliet?
Or Figaro in Figarette?
Or Jupiter in Juno?
You know!

And when Salome danced and had the boys entranced
No doubt it must have been easy to see
That she knew how to use her personality

A girl can learn to spell and take dictation well
And never sit on the boss's left knee
Unless she's got a perfect personality

A girl can get somewhere in spite of stringy hair
Or even just a bit bowed at the knee
If she can show a faultless personality

Why are certain girls offered certain things
Like sable coats and wedding rings?
By men who wear their spats right?
(That's right!)

So don'tcha say "I'm smart and have the kindest heart"
Or "what a wonderful sister I'd be"
Just tell me how you like my
Personality

Baby, you've got the cutest
Personality!

[SeattleGirl]

38. Wow!

:blush:

[Robeson]

21. Can we bed her? Is that an option?....

...:shrug:

[SeattleGirl]

24. Well,

um

with your backside as an incentive.....

:evilgrin:

Oh, I am SOOOOOO bad!

[MissHoneychurch]

25. In the mood she is right now????

say no more .... :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

28. Keep me in check, MissH!

I'm gonna lose it any time now!

[MissHoneychurch]

30. why should I???

I have way too much fun



:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

32. Beast-ess!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MissHoneychurch]

34. and admit it

you would miss something if I made you stop


:rofl:

[Robeson]

36. Don't sweat it SeattleGirl. In the words of Heart.....

....

If we still have time
We might still get by
Every time I think about it I want to cry
With bombs and the devil
Little kids keep coming
No way to breathe easy...no time to be young
But I tell myself that I was doing alright
There's nothing left to do tonight but go crazy on you
crazy on you
let me go crazy crazy on you

:P

[SeattleGirl]

39. good song!

Thanks R!!!!

[Robeson]

44. I thought you would appreciate some poignant words from a local...

...Seattle band....;-)

[SeattleGirl]

46. Thanks!

I love Heart!

[Oeditpus Rex]

42. Nudge nudge, wink wink

Candid photography, 'ey? 'Ey?

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

45. Um, uh....

:hide:

Am I THAT bad?

[Oeditpus Rex]

47. Nah

You're just enjoying yourself. :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

48. Day-am!!!!

Busted!!! :rofl:

BTW :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

49. Yeah... isn't that what this refers to?

Sorta? :shrug:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4606746#4606913

[SeattleGirl]

50. Grf!!!!!

Whistle all you want, you!!!!! :spank:

[Oeditpus Rex]

51. And new word is coined

"Grf."

Well... sorta word.

But what's it mean? :shrug:

[SeattleGirl]

52. Well, I actually stole the word

From "The Bridge Across Forever" by Richard Bach. I really am bad,huh?

[Oeditpus Rex]

53. The 'Jonathan Livingston Seagull' dude?

And/or "Illusions"?

Hell, I stole appropriated 90 percent of the stuff I write. It's a prerogative.

[SeattleGirl]

54. You are correct sir!

:loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

55. OK, OK, I'm leaving!

Off to naughty dreamland! :evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

56. Why am I not believing you?????

:evilgrin:

[DanCa]

57. Seattle Girl uhmmm :D

lovely thought.

[southlandshari]

58. Oh snap!

I miss all the fun.

x(

[MissHoneychurch]

59. she had some fun here also

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4606746

[SeattleGirl]

60. Now I've gotten some sleep, so I'm boring again!

:rofl:

[MissHoneychurch]

61. girl

you never can be boring

NEVA!!!!!! EVA!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: