what's the dumbest thing you've done while drunk/and or high

[WindRavenX]

Me? I somehow walked from downtown Boston to Cleveland Circle after a night of drinking and boozing. It was ridiculously dumb considering it was late at night...:scared:

Thankfully, I no longer do shit like that. Nights out include planned $ for cabs.

[KitchenWitch]

1. Swimming in Lake Michigan on Thanksgiving

All of us are lucky we did not die of hypothermia.

[DS1]

2. Fell off a house

:shrug:

[Gormy Cuss]

3. Lemme guess. You missed the last Green Line train....

Jeezum Crow! You could have been killed six ways from Sunday.
That beats my dumbshit walking long distances in the wee hours of the night stories.

[WindRavenX]

8. fucking T stops at 1AM

Come on! That's when I'm just getting started! :evilgrin:

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. My husband is a musician

and one year on my birthday I was really drunk and I was mad that the band didn't sing happy birthday to me. So I went up on stage and started yelling at him. I didn't realize his mic was still on. So everyone in the bar heard me.

Never went back to that bar again :scared:

[Dave Reynolds]

5. Trying to bury a speedometer needle,

at which I was successful, but still lost control of the vehicle.

Yes, very very stupid.

[Redstone]

6. Nothing.

I am perfectly capable of doing legendarily stupid things while stone cold sober, thank you very much.

Redstone

[jus_the_facts]

7. Fell off the curb on my ass into the middle of Canal St...and yelled....

....."Fuck it...this is New Orleans...you're obligated to be fallin' down shit faced drunk here!" Lucky for me we somehow managed to walk back to the Hyatt parkin' tower a mile or so away...

[Medium Baby Jesus]

9. Long list...

Slept overnight in the snow

Rolled a van

Wrapped an Austin Healy around a telephone pole

There are a few more but I prefer to leave them in the past.