Post your best anti-Bush insults, tirades, epithets, and screeds!

[Zomby Woof]

You don't have to post an essay (although that would do just fine), just a quick burst of bile will do. From an off-the-cuff missive I posted in GD this morning:

"...the entire Bush clan are shit-sucking scumbuckets of filth and disease. They look out for their own, Mafia-style."

I will add to that, I hope their collective shit comes to life, and kisses them.

[terrya]

1. George W. Bush is a lackey for the corporate state.

An evil man who wants to help bring about a corporate/theocratic police state. Bush doesn't care one whit for the working people, middle class and the poor. His entire administration has been nothing but a big "fuck you" to people who are worse off than himself and his corporate masters.

And Barbara Bush is a evil, nasty woman. A mean and nasty cunt.

[Prodemsouth]

4. " Well.. I'am through with you"

Ref to Babs. Get Al Frankens book - on CD if you don't understand

[Deja Q]

2. Oh come on, isn't that what GD should be for?

:evilgrin:

I'm all bushed out, but the vile little cretinous penisless worm* just isn't worth my time. The writhering little hypocritical cowardly bastard can shove the whole turkey in his mouth and add a pretzel for all I care. No, wait, make that 10 pretzels - jumbo size.

Happy? :D

Thanks, actually! That was fun and I am feeling better! :loveya:

[randr]

3. BUCK FUSH

[trof]

5. How about diatribes?

Are they allowed, or is that just in GD?
Oh well...
Bush* has a bad personality and his mother dresses him funny.
there

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. This was my best one that I can find.

In a country where the poor and old cannot afford health care, in a country where the economy is falling apart, in a country where 44 million people live on less than $12,000 dollars a year, in a nation where 5 million people are homeless, in a country where the entire media system is owned by only six media mega conglomerates, in a nation with the highest crime rate, in a country with the world's largest prison population, in a society where 60% of marriages end in divorce, in a country where 25% of kids under 12 live in poverty, in a country that cut 25 billion dollars out of veterans benefits to help pay for a new war, in a country where the gulf between the rich and poor is growing everyday, in a nation that supports dictatorships in Saudi, Egypt, and Turkey, in a country where the government is full of corruption, in a country with the world's highest teen suicide and stress rates, and you're telling me our biggest problems are TERRORISM and DRUGS?

BULLSHIT!

You dishonor the title of President of the United States of America.
You violated your oath to "protect the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic" not just in 1972 when you deserted a CUSHY post, a year which I spent in SE Asia up to my ass in muddy, leech filled water, drinking water hotter than coffee from my sun-baked canteen and suffering the night sweats and day chills from malaria, no, you also violated this oath on or about Sept 11, 2001 when you let thousand of ordinary citizens roast in attacks you either ignored or colluded in.
You continue to dishonor the good will of the rest of the world with your foolish, intransigent stance over this insane war over oil and greed.
You put people in positions where they are forced to take other's lives, sometimes the lives of their comrades by accident.
As a young man, I was put in the same circumstances. I wish it were not so, but it was, and it is. It took me two decades to sleep well at night. Sometimes I still don't, but it is not everynight.

I wish you at least that living hell on earth, for I know you will suffer even worse in eternity.

I would say fuck you Bush, but since fuck can denote pleasure, I cannot.

Rot in Hell, scum.

[Zomby Woof]

7. THAT brings a tear to my eye

beautiful! :thumbsup:

[leftbend]

11. Well Said

I know how you feel, especialy about the nights and I wish it wasn't so true. When I start to type Bush I keep typing reptile, but I actually like some reptiles, this * thing is totaly repulsive. I can't watch him or listen to him, it's getting to where it's not even fun laughing at him anymore because he is so dangerous to peace and civilization and humanity. The old curses I know aren't vile enough, I need to think up some new ones.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. That is beautifully said!

On target and honest and from the heart.

he is a pathetic chronic lying greedy evil son of a bitch moran.

[m-jean03]

8. He's a dumb monkey-robot

with bloody hands

[Zomby Woof]

9. Welcome to DU!

I am honored that your first post was in a ZombyThread! :D

[littlejoe]

10. Don't get me started...

You don't have enough electronic space! Well, okay, how's this for starters. Let me see...He takes long naps during the day. He goes to bed early... He takes three week vacations every month to that so-called ranch down in Texas. Where does he find the time to wreck the world?

[littlejoe]

12. And as for wannajumpmyscooter...

I know that only the ones who served in Vietnam can really understand what it was like. For your experience, I truly wish you well in coming to terms. What you must have gone through I know I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I can however share your deep hatred of what that man has done to desecrate the off of the Presidency. Let us all unite in making sure he doesn't steal four more years.

[camero]

13. Bushies are a bunch of soulless cretins

Tax cuts for the rich, tax hikes for the poor.