Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!

[MrScorpio]

I heard that swallowed his mother-in-law whole, after she complained about his belching.

Then he belched again

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. I heard that Bill Brasky once defied Pi to be irrational,

so it rounded itself off. To 7.

[Dave Reynolds]

2. One time I was with Brasky

in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'

[MrScorpio]

3. I heard that Bill Brasky dug up Richard Nixon's corpse and pimpslapped him

Just because.

[EstimatedProphet]

4. To Bill Brasky!

I once saw him eat a whole live chicken.

[flvegan]

5. My own, personal Bill Brasky story...

Well, so I heard about this Bill Brasky sumbitch punching a hole in a cow so he could see who was coming down the road, right? Well, being who I am, I'm like, "fuck Bill Brasky, cuz I'm gonna part his head like Moses." So I find Bill Brasky, and he's a big guy, but I'm still feeling my Cheerios. I tells him, "hey, you Bill ASS-KY?" cuz I'm funny like that. Then I says, "you, um, punch a hole in a cow, Tinkerbell?" He says, "you're damn right I did, you trouser schnauzer, what of it?" and then he bends me over and punches a hole from my ass through my mouth, and he uses me like a telescope so he could see BETTER who was coming down the road.

Damn, but that Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!

To Bill Brasky!!!

(yeah, that's an original)

[Redstone]

7. That was damn funny. Now if I only knew who Bill Brasky is or was...

Redstone

[flvegan]

8. Sorry, brother. Check the link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Brasky

[Redstone]

9. Oh. An obscure character from a TV show that I never watch.

That explains it.

Redstone

[flvegan]

10. Agreed, BUT...

this was a funny, funny part of the SNL history. Rare, lately, but true, and worth appreciating for it's comedy.

C'mon, Redstone...TO BILL BRASKY!!!

[Redstone]

11. OK, fine. I'll drink to anyone.

I trust you on the funny part; there really is some good stuff I miss because I don't watch television.

Redstone

[flvegan]

12. I only know Brasky because

I ripped it from Bearshare. I don't have the time to slosh through an hour and a half of crap to get to 10 minutes of genius.

I'm efficient.

To Bill Brasky, then!

[Redstone]

6. The fuck is Bill Brasky? If you don't mind me asking.

I don't pay much attention, so I miss a lot.

Redstone

[HuskerDU]

13. At his batchler party, Braski had eaten the whole cake

before we could tell him there was a stripper in it!

[Hissyspit]

14. No, Chuck Norris is a son-of-a-bitch!

Chuck Noris doesn't sleep. He lays in wait.

[Hissyspit]

15. Bill Brasky is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[Hissyspit]

16. The video game "Doom" is based on the time...

Satan borrowed two bucks from Bill Brasky and forgot to pay him back.

[Reverend_Smitty]

17. To Bill Brasky!

Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong :toast:

If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple it plays the Beach Boys' pet sounds.

[Ptah]

18. Bill Brasky froze Paul Bunyan with one glance

[enigmatic]

19. To Bill Brasky!

[MrScorpio]

20. Bill Brasky can suck a bowling ball through the exhaust of a '67 Chevelle

And spit out chunks of marble