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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 12:25 PM
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In heaven, there will be cereal.
Three meals a day, including between-meal snacks. In heaven, it rains Lucky Charms. You can pluck Rice Chex from the trees. Rivers of Cocoa Puff-infused milk flow into a majestic bowl-shaped sea. Rice Krispie-petaled flowers line a never-ending path of Fruity Pebbles.


Have I mentioned how much I love cereal? :)

What's your favorite?
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 12:26 PM
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1. Where are the frosted mini wheats????
:cry:

Please tell me they are there too......
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 12:26 PM
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3. You sleep on pillows of Mini-Wheats.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 12:28 PM
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8. I just want to eat 'em.
Sleeping on them might be a touch scratchy. :silly:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 12:26 PM
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2. Don't forget Fruity Pebbles, Captain Crunch,
Frosted Mini Wheats, and oh so many more! :9
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 12:27 PM
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4. there's cereal in hell, too.
But in hell you can't get the inner plastic bags open.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 12:27 PM
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5. In heaven, they have the old wax paper bags.
:D
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 12:28 PM
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6. In hell, they serve soft-boiled eggs.
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 12:28 PM
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7. In heaven, can you eat two bowls of Cap'n Crunch....
... without shredding the roof of your mouth?

I hope so...

I love that cereal, but it hurts to eat it sometimes...
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 12:28 PM
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9. Will there be Berry Berry Kix...
yum!
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 12:30 PM
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10. Wheaties or Cheerios.
I don't care for the over sweetened stuff.

I might have a small bowl at night, instead of eating ice cream. Same effect, less calories.
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cleofus1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 12:30 PM
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11. cheerios
with whole milk and sugar...cold milk...
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 01:33 PM
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12. I love Life!
Life is good. Life is great! Life has treated me well so far! I always look on the bright side of Life-sometimes I have to turn them over, but still...
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 01:37 PM
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13. ...... nt.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 01:41 PM
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14. Count Chocula and Cinnamon Toast Crunch = good stuff
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 01:50 PM
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15. Or try this
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 01:50 PM
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16. And in hell, there will be cereal, but there will be no milk!
:o
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 01:54 PM
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17. There will be donuts in Hell.
mmmmmmm...donuts :donut:
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weeble_wobble Donating Member (71 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 01:59 PM
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18. Cookie Crisp!
and a box of Cracklin' Oat Bran that isn't close to $7/box.

I have odd taste in cereal.

:7
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 02:00 PM
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19. I just remembered some more!
Honey Oh's! and Honey Combs!! Mmmmm!!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 02:01 PM
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20. Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Cornflakes
The Maharaja of breakfast cereals. :9

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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 02:32 PM
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23. I've never even seen this in the grocery!!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 05:01 PM
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24. Well then Shell honey you haven't even lived yet!
:P

:D
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 02:24 PM
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21. crunch berries
honey nut cherrios, nuttin' honey, basic four, kashi, golden grahams, golden crisp, frosted flakes, regular cherrios with fresh strawberries and crispix...lots and lots of crispix

damn, now i want cereal but i have no milk
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 02:30 PM
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22. Life Cereal with Tomato Soup is delicious
As is a big bowl of Wheaties doused with Bailey's and Half and Half
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 05:08 PM
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25. This'un costs half as much as Cheerios
And it has a scosh o' malt flavor on accounta it's from Malt-O-Meal. :9

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William Bloode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 06:28 PM
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26. I could care less.
I just hope they have cereal in Hell when i go.
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 06:34 PM
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27. You forgot about the Crunch Berries.
I'm also partial to Special K w/ Red Berries, Basic Four and Sugar Smacks.
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 06:39 PM
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28. This is the book for you then!
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/0740750291.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

The Breakfast Cereal Gourmet (Hardcover)

Ever since the first bowl was poured more than a century ago, people the world over have craved cereal. The Breakfast Cereal Gourmet celebrates this morning meal pop culture icon, serving up over 30 original recipes that utilize the likes of Kix, Trix, Froot Loops, Frosted Flakes, Chex, and Cheerios as a primary ingredient. The 128 full-color pages are filled with images of vintage packaging and original advertising, mixed with little-known cereal facts, figures, anecdotes, and history-all packaged in a format to look like a cereal box. But at its core are the recipes. And Cap'n Crunch Crab Cakes, Lucky Charmed Utah Lamb, Shredded Shrimp (with Pineapple Mango Salsa), Mocha-Cocoa Towers, and Cinnamon Toast Ice Cream are among the delicious five-star offerings (many from noted chefs such as Rick Bayless, Gale Gand, and Sherry Yard), guaranteed to get even the most jaded foodie to think outside the box.

I have this book, it's quite fun and shows all the old ceral boxes we baby boomers grew up with, packed full of nifty recepies.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 06:45 PM
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29. My favorites: Shredded wheat (plain and honey nut, and sometimes
frosted), granola, Grape Nuts Trail Mix Cereal (easier on my teeth than regular Grape Nuts), all kinds of Chex (especially Bran Chex and Wheat Chex), Cheerios.
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Maine Mary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 06:50 PM
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30. Eeeww. No way!
Edited on Fri Jan-27-06 06:51 PM by Maine Mary
Maybe for you hun, but for me, there will be unlimited Fettuccine Alfredo, Mainicotti, Pizza, Lasagna, Queasedilla's, Sherbet, Ice Cream, Egg Rolls, Chicken Fingers, Philly Cheese Steaks and, and.... OK I give up naming them all but the bottom line is in heaven you NEVER get full (unless you want to)! :-)
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DawgHouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 06:52 PM
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31. If there's no Cap'n Crunch, I ain't going!
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 07:02 PM
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32. Cocoa Krispies
The milk *still* turns chocolatey! :9
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