What cocktail will make the SOTU speech more bearable...???

[bleedingheart]

I normally can't watch the stupid bastard...reading transcripts is all I can bear....

So what should I drink...I have a wide array of liquor and wines...but wine just doesn't seem strong eough....

[sundog]

1. heroin

[miss_american_pie]

2. They don't make anything strong enough

:hi:

[bleedingheart]

5. I wanna write an article in our County Democratic's newsletter

about it ....but I don't know if I can survive through his mumbling...

:hi:

[CatholicEdHead]

8. Yes, even everclear is too weak for tonight

[zone]

3. I figure I already know the state of the union.

And I sure won't be hearing about it tonight.

[zone]

4. So I'm just gonna...

...have a beer (anything but Busch).

[johnnie]

6. Molotov

Thrown at the TV.

[yvr girl]

7. I was wondering that myself

I'm leaning toward vodka. I just need to decide on the mix.

[bleedingheart]

9. I was thinking appletini...

then progressing to the bottle of vodka as his speech will ultimately get worse....

[zone]

10. How about a slow country screw?

That's supposed to be a pun on a drink, not a sex thread or a proposition.

[Omphaloskepsis]

11. So this is what a "Dirty Bomb" looks like..

Oh, GIS.. I might have soiled my pants but that is funny...
And, yes, I am celebrating the SOTU with the BEAST..