New and Improved KitchenWitch - with 20% more snark!

[KitchenWitch]

:P

[MadHound]

1. Sorry, not buying it,

I'm going to have to see the prove with my own eyes before I believe that you're "New and Improved":evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

2. But...but...I have the MSM Spin Machine on my side!

:P

[MadHound]

8. That's not going to help

Sorry, but now we're going to have to kill you and analyze the remains to see if this is actually true. Can't do a spectroscopy on a living creature now, can we;)

[KitchenWitch]

10. But we can determine if I am human or animal-human hybrid!

:P

[MadHound]

16. Oooo, more snark and a possible manimal!

Dr. Moreau is going to be so happy:P

[RevCheesehead]

19. I thought you were an appliance-human hybrid.

Frigidaire, Whirlpool, Amana, Magic Chef, whatever....

:)

[KitchenWitch]

22. Could be

Is * against that too?

[RevCheesehead]

24. Is your answer dependent upon his?

:D

[KitchenWitch]

28. No

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

25. dupe

[RevCheesehead]

29. who ya callin' a "dupe"???

:grr:


:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

30. ROFL

:P

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

38. "MSM Spin Machine on my side"

I looked at it and I swear you typed SNM :evilgrin:

EOM paperwork is killing me! I need a :beer: and then some sleep :boring:

[KitchenWitch]

39. hehehehe you said SNM

:rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

3. But still for $ 1.99? ;)

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

6. That is the Introductory price.

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. Yes, but do the contents settle when shipped?

:shrug: ;)

[KitchenWitch]

5. After age 40 - I can guarantee it!

:rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. .

:spray:

[In_The_Wind]

9. 20% eh

[KitchenWitch]

15. More or less!

:7

[In_The_Wind]

34. I love your snarkiness!

Your threads always keep me in stitches! :yourock:

[merh]

11. No improvements necessary!

Don't go changing to try to please us, we love you just the way you are.

:hug: :loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

14. You are so sweet!

:loveya:

[merh]

17. Gee, thanks KW

Though you will definitely find other's that don't share your views!


In my book :yourock:

:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

20. Sorry, Ms. Merh -

I'm with KW on this one.

:hug::loveya:

[merh]

32. What happened to

Divine Miss M?

I really liked that name :-)

Thanks Popey, you always know what to say to help me smile. :hug: :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

36. Ms. M is an abbreviation.

Your full name is "The Divine Ms. Merh, survivor of hurricanes and defender of the meek." O8)

:hug::loveya:

[merh]

37. LOL

You give me far too much credit and I love you for that. :hug: :loveya:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. Good morning, my dear KitchenWitch!

Are you sure it's only 20%?

Maybe it's more like 50%!

J/K!


:loveya: :hug:

[KitchenWitch]

13. You are probably right

These things are difficult to get an accurate quantitative analysis of.

[Whoa_Nelly]

18. Elsie is proud of you and sez:

Snark on, KW!

[Floogeldy]

21. It's about time!

:)

[RevCheesehead]

23. How do you improve on perfection?

I hate it when corporations decide to "upgrade". I this case, it is totally unnecessary.

:)

[texas1928]

26. Wait a minute...

If you are still KitchenWitch then you can not be new. You would just be improved.

SHEESH

:eyes:

:P

[DanCa]

27. How can one improve on perfection?

:hug:

[sundog]

31. snark pride

:thumbsup:

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. Oh yeah? Well I know what your kryptonite is!

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadger.




:silly:

[billyskank]

35. I'll buy some!

:loveya:

[NMMNG]

40. I don't know...can we handle 20% more snark?

:scared:

[KitchenWitch]

41. ...

I promise not to snark at you!

:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

42. sure...make little side agreements why don't you?

If it's good enough for us, it's good enough for Buffy. ;) :hug:

[KitchenWitch]

44. LOL

I would never snark at you either!

You are far too nice to snark at. :hug:

[NMMNG]

43. I wasn't really scared

You never have snarked at me. I love your snark! :rofl:

[ContraBass Black]

45. Oooooooooooooh joy.

:sarcasm:































;)
:hug:

[texas1928]

46. As I said before...

You can't be new, but you maybe improved.


:P