Tom Cruise is the greatest human being alive.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

But is he the greatest human of all time? Discuss.

[philosophie_en_rose]

1. Sure. Bigger than Jesus.

:eyes:

[xchrom]

2. probably -- better diet.

but not bigger than buddha.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

3. Vash, ya on crack?

Do we need an intervention?
Duckie

[no name no slogan]

4. Tom Cruise makes Bill Brasky look like a pussy

[philosophie_en_rose]

5. Tom Cruise makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.

:)

[no name no slogan]

7. Oh, so THAT'S why white people like him so much!

Or as Mooney said in Mooney on Movies:

"Tom Cruise is the Last Ninja? Yeah right. Here's my new movie: 'The Last N***a On Earth' staring Tom Hanks".

:rofl:

[philosophie_en_rose]

9. Forget Dave Chappelle. Long live Paul Mooney.

Negrodamus needs a spin off. :)

[no name no slogan]

10. I hope they offer Mooney a show

he used to write for Richard Pryor back in the day. That man is hilarious! :rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Yes!

Vash! I love you. I knew you wouldn't let me down!!!!

The rest of the lounge riff raff is very disappointing however.

:bounce:

[democracyindanger]

8. Tom Cruise could kick Chuck Norris' ass.

In fact, Chuck Norris would kick his own ass if he saw Tom Cruise coming, just to save Cruise the trouble.

[progmom]

11. kick for StM