My sister-in-law said my house has bad Feng Shui

[kid a]

WTF.

So I told her she had bad bangs. I doubt they'll visit (from Cali) again.

[BikeWriter]

1. Did she just blather that out or work up to it?

:shrug:

[kid a]

4. After a bad night of sleeping in the guest room

and a breakfast when her 3 and 5year old went running around like banshees!

That was her "excuse"

[KitchenWitch]

6. NIIICE

blaming her inadequate parenting on the "feng shui" in your house...

:eyes:

[JVS]

9. Did you tell her that the feng-shui would improve if her family were gone?

[madeline_con]

18. LOL! Priceless. n/t

[BikeWriter]

10. She should train them to "heel." I used to get...

loads of attention using that on my offspring. It seems more dramatic than sit and stay. :)

[Ladyhawk]

17. Hmmm, the local post office must also have bad Feng Shui.

A couple of ill-behaved kids got on my last nerve. They had been rather obnoxious the whole time, but then the three-year-old walked by, whacked me on the leg and told me I needed to move back further in the line (or something like that). I ignored him. A few minutes later he walked by and hit me again.

I glared at him and said, "Don't you dare hit me!" He stuck out his tongue and gave me the raspberry.

I walked out there saying over and over to myself, "I am SO glad I never had kids. Boy am I glad I never had kids! What a couple of pains in the ass! Wow, I SO made the right decision not to have kids!"

[madeline_con]

19. It's the parents' fault.

Kids are too stupid to raise themselves. ;)

[swag]

2. Some people believe that shit.

But of course I believe in bad bangs.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. Just say her Chakrhas aren't aligned.

:popcorn:

[JVS]

13. No way, it's a matter of too many body thetans

[hickman1937]

5. So you have bad Feng Shui and she sucks as a mother.

You can move your furniture around but she'll still suck.

[Montauk6]

7. It coulda been worse...

She could've said your house has bad fungus.

[Jamastiene]

8. I once made bad homemade Moo Goo Gai Pan.

She'd probably freak if she had tasted that catastrophe. I cannot cook Chinese at all. :shrug:

[amitten]

11. Whaddya want, from Cali? That is just par for the course.

My Dad used to work (in Chicago) with a guy who'd just moved there from L.A. (in the '70's).

One day his wife calls the office, saying he'll be late. Why? "Because he just got out of a hot shower and his pores need to close."

No, she was not kidding. This is a very good example of why I find California, as they say, "A nice place to VISIT..." :eyes:

[madeline_con]

20. Be fair. There are idiots in all 50 states. n/t

[amitten]

23. Yeah...but the vast majority of vapid new-ageiness lies in Cali.

I know from crazy. Cali got a LOTTA crazy. (But shhhh...don't tell them...they think it's "deep"). :hi:

And I say this as a somewhat new-age kinda gal (organic, liberal, spriritual, yoga-lovin, etc.) But BS is BS.

[zone]

12. Yuk Fou

That's what I'd have told her.

[obxhead]

14. is it built on the dragons eye?

[madeline_con]

22. asSEENontv needs a Bagua mirrior to keep evil out. n/t

[leftofthedial]

15. we can't all be well feng

Shui!

[Archae]

16. You know what "Feng Shui" means, right?

"Bull Shit." :-)

[Robeson]

21. Good job! You make us proud!....

...:thumbsup: