What? Free views of a 'NAKED' mime! Near the Vatican! (PHOTOS)

[Radio_Lady]

OK, now that I have your attention.
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We went to Rome a few years ago. Great trip!

Here's the panel of three photos below. I'm very close to a young man all painted white posing in front of an Italian doorway, not far from the Vatican. This is: R -- rated -- for mature audiences only, I guess.




Ahem, for the purposes of clarification, that's me on the left, visually exploring the mime's ANATOMICALLY ACCURATE APRON. Ultimately, I acted just as the Legion of Decency would have recommended... and covered his flivver with my hat!