Oklahoma man advertises for a 12-24 year old virgin bride

[LynneSin]

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/special_packages/coffee_break/14391657.htm

Weird News: ‘Who asks for a 12-year-old virgin bride?’

BRAY, Okla. — A man has caused an uproar in this southwestern Oklahoma town by advertising in an unusual manner that he’d like to pay for a virgin to be his bride.

A sign that 45-year-old Michael Thelemann posted in his yard Sunday said that he’ll pay $1,000 for a virgin bride between the ages of 12 and 24.

“I feel like I’m living down the street from a pedophile,” said neighbor Christy Sternadel. “We want him out of this neighborhood. Who asks for a 12-year-old virgin bride?”

As of Wednesday, no one had taken up Thelemann on his offer, but he had heard several negative comments from neighbors, which he said he didn’t understand. He said his grandmother married “a much older man” at age 14.

“I’m just somebody who is getting up there in years, and I’m looking for a born-again, God-fearing virgin between the ages of 12 and 24 who can bear me children,” said Thelemann, who was divorced in 1989. “What’s the problem? I just think I have some wicked neighbors.”

[RoyGBiv]

1. That's it ...

I'm moving.

There must be a dumbshit virus in the water here.

[Iniquitous Bunny]

2. Sounds like someone's really, really afraid....

a woman will find out he's really, really lousy in bed.

What a creep! :puke:

[LynneSin]

3. Yeah, the asshole is 45 years old

I'm thinking he has some serious issues advertising for a virgin-bride half his age.

I wish there was a picture included. I'm sure he would be :scared:

[realisticphish]

4. "What's the problem?"

LMAO :rofl:

[Robb]

5. Born again?

At 12, they just got done with being forn the FIRST time!

[Random_Australian]

6. what an idiot. no other commentary required.

[LynneSin]

7. UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: Video & a look at the man who will pay for a virgin

http://www.channeloklahoma.com/news/8864266/detail.html



Asked as to why the age:

"I just set it at 12 to 24," Theleman said. "I'm just waiting to see what God comes up with, but 12 is an option."

[lizziegrace]

8. GAG!!!

And he wants to reproduce. :scared:

[miss_american_pie]

9. "12 is an option"

What a sick fuck.

[Crazy Dave]

10. "what God comes up with"???!!!???

Like the rebel flag t-shirt wearing fundaMENTAList working next to me always says to justify his and George Bush's stupid shit. "It was done in God's name" or "It must be God's will".

[LynneSin]

11. I know the God that I worship would not allow shit like this

The whole concept of Jesus was that God was no longer suppose to be a vengeful or spiteful man.

[Crazy Dave]

12. Or to justify their own bad and immoral behavior with the....

...bad and immoral behavior of others. The "Bill Clinton and/or everybody else does it too" is an excuse that even if I only had a penny for every time I've heard it, I'd still be rich.

[Radio_Guy]

16. What name does he post at FR under?

They are all about capitalism over there. They will buy and sell anything.

[Jade Fox]

13. Love that Red State morality.....

and I especially love that some of my tax money goes to support the public works used by guys like this. :eyes:

[LynneSin]

14. Hell for all we know, he's using our tax dollars to buy himself a virgin

:puke:

[Orsino]

15. What's the problem?

He just wants, in 2006, to purchase a bride.

Sheesh.

[LynneSin]

18. You have a 12 year old daughter for sale

Hell, make yourself a few bucks

:eyes:

[Wetzelbill]

17. hey it's all about the family values

:)