Nude Dude Ranch Opens In Arizona

[matcom]

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TUCSON, Ariz. -- Hey, dude! You're nude! And that's just the way the owners of an Arizona dude ranch want it.

The Mira Vista opens Monday as a clothing optional resort on 30 acres in Tucson. Guests can play tennis, do Yoga or lounge by the pool with nothing on but sunscreen.

The property used to be a guest ranch favored by the Hollywood elite in the 1930s.

Dave Landman, one of the new owners, said while clothing is optional, good behavior is mandatory. He said theirs is a family-oriented nude resort.

He warned guests not to do anything they wouldn't do in their mother's living room.

http://www.wftv.com/travelgetaways/9134466/detail.html

[underpants]

1. Things I have done in my mother's living room

Oh well no need to list them really. Let's just say

DON'T TURN THE COUCH OVER!!!

[matcom]

2. i was thinking the same thing

let's see.....

things i have done in mom's living room....

:think:

yup. just about everything (SOME of them even legal in the south) :rofl:

[underpants]

3. So that was you

She never believed me

"But MOM it wasn't ME!!!"

[matcom]

4. mom always thought *I* was the angelic one stupid

but only because i kept her well stocked with Dickel :D

[giant_robot]

5. So is it okay if I just wear my assless chaps and a hat? n/t

[auburngrad82]

6. The last thing I wanna see is a nude dude

Just not my style. Now, a nude cowgirl, bring it on!



Liberal bumper stickers

[Patiod]

7. Having spent last vacation on a dude ranch, I'd say

clothing is NOT optional on the trails!!!!

One day I went out in short sleeves, and was NOT a happy camper.

Nude at the pool or beach is one thing - nude at the dude ranch is entirely another...

[uppityperson]

8. Horse riding in the nude? youch.

[RedCloud]

9. Careful with the prickly pears!

:hide:

[azmouse]

10. heeheehee....

I'm getting a good laugh thinking about all the pale-skinned dudes from back east sunbathing naked in the AZ sun!
Sunburn in all the wrong places... in about 5 minutes!

[SoCalDem]

11. BYOS (saddle)...eeew..can't imagine using a "used" one

:puke:

[Roon]

12. Do you know how to spot a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard.....

[xchrom]

13. perfect MatComNews.