How come there's no sloppy joe topping for pizzas!

[JVS]

It's not fair.

[giant_robot]

1. I say that you get yourself a Tombstone and a can o'Manwich...

...and do a little experiment! It could be the biggest thing since stuffing cheese in the crust. :thumbsup:

[JVS]

8. Will do. We'll show them!

[jpgray]

2. Because there is a God?

:shrug:

[JVS]

3. Are you calling Sloppy Joe Pizza an abomination?

[jpgray]

7. Yes

Also, take your fucking pineapple and keep it far away from my pizza.

[TreasonousBastard]

4. There is. it's...

just not done in polite company.

[Spider Jerusalem]

5. Because that would be disgusting?

Of course, Americans' eating habits being what they are, it's a wonder that there IS no such thing...

[Bruden]

6. You can get chili on your pizza in Texas.

[JVS]

10. Mmmm, sounds good

[Mutley]

9. The things people will eat.

It defies imagination. :D

[peacefreak]

11. Good idea.

Top with Velveeta & you're all set. (Sorry, but...:puke:)

[jmowreader]

12. Use sloppy joe filling instead of pizza sauce?

If you put sloppy joe filling on a pizza that had pizza sauce on it, the flavors would conflict.

You could use sloppy joe filling AS pizza sauce. Use about half as much meat as you would for sloppy joe sandwiches so you've got a fluid sauce instead of something that looks like it should be on a sandwich. That would be okay; they make chicken pizzas using barbecue sauce as pizza sauce and they're good.

But sloppy joe sauce on a pizza with regular sauce on it? As they told F. Ross Johnson in the movie of Barbarians at the Gate, "shit was the consensus."

[catmandu57]

13. I make a great sloppy joe pizza

We scarf on them every now and then, it's a thick bread crust that soaks up most of the sauce, so make your own.

[JVS]

14. Mmmm

[Book Lover]

15. Because God apparently is Italian

And He strikes down such abominiations with His thunderbolt!

[YankeyMCC]

16. You can't just let the people choose

whatever topping they want!

[giant_robot]

17. Wow. Lots of Sloppy Joe Pizza recipes, but not with Sloppy Joe topping.

http://maindish.allrecipes.com/az/HrtySlppyJPizz.asp
http://www.recipeland.com/recipe/35505/
http://www.txbeef.org/recipe.php3?944688489
http://www.recipezaar.com/39973
http://www.mccormick.com/recipedetail.cfm?id=1381
http://www.mealsforyou.com/cgi-bin/recipe?id.2662
http://astray.com/recipes/?show=Cheesy%20sloppy%20joe%20pizza