To my Norwegian friends and my American friends of Norwegian descent...

[Left Is Write]

And all others with connections to Norway:

Happy Syttende Mai!

[Sanity Claws]

1. We're having a parade

It's in Ballard, a neighborhood in Seattle. Of course, it'll disrupt the commute home but at least I don't have to eat lutefisk. Ya betcha!

[JVS]

2. Sweden forever! Norway sux!

[hfojvt]

6. yog ellskar day

but it is not necessary to bash Norway in order to praise Sweden.

[JVS]

7. Not necessary, but ever so fun

:evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

9. Hey, buddy.

My descent is almost all Norwegian, but I DO have some Swedish blood also. Watch it with the Norway-bashing!

[JVS]

10. Did you hear that Norway has decided to become Bilingual?

Everything will now be in both Danish and Swedish! :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Ik tvika nasai

Stivianka sobjiord ki niyanska ik takka Norge weginda zokiy yniet, ik vietta nogiunda sti jibiora: In Norge we hatta svinska offikiose buinni a gogik in Europa. Sti glikka in Norge tijik dinstianna gikloosi stijioska kary. E in Norge we hatta siddinkarvo dikinik chaila osto tykka hennakska. Gikkiaski ungurden kola bijiusti stonosse. Hijiasgo biunderten ki yikilpa stivvora niski ofidae. E stavaskija, E stonioska. Stingik oloshoyert okka in Trondheim khi oyplitz...

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

4. Uff Dah

Donald Rumsfeld gir Presidenten hans daglig briefing. Han konkluderer ved ordspråk: "Igår, 3 Brazilian soldater drepte."

"Å INGEN!" Presidenten utbryter. "Det er forferdelig!"

Hans stab sitter bedøvet på denne utstilling av følelse, nervøst vokte da Presidenten sitter, hode i hender.

Til slutt, Presidenten slår opp og spør, "hvor mange er en brazillion?"

[Callalily]

5. Ha ha,

som spøker synes mere hilarious på norsk!

[ZombieNixon]

8. Å min Gud! Så det er!

Ør før thøse øf yøu whøse Nørwegiån is perhåps a bit ståle ør rusty: Øh my Gød! Sø it is!

:D

[Critters2]

11. Kumla for everyone!

:bounce: