AANNND The May 2006 DS1 Award for Highway Dickheadedness goes to...

[DS1]

Mr. I'm putting a huge wing on my Cavelier which will never see the fast side of 90, and I'm going to paint enormous racing stripes on it and put stock wheels on the front to make it look like a dragster...

*note, I didn't get a front photo, but he had a custom hood, that had a scoop just like a Ferrari 550
**what an ass
***the tripleA sticker is so they can find him faster (as if they need the help), tripleA members only need the card

[MissB]

1. Maybe his parents bought it for him.

(only plausible explanation)

on edit: I'm really disappointed. I thought this would be a funny story about road rage. :grr:

[DS1]

2. Well, the funny thing is

I think he caught me snapping this picture, but instead of zooming off into the distance in embarrassment, or offering to race me, he slowed down and got behind me and followed for about 4 miles to the next exit.

[MissB]

3. duh. he couldn't speed up.

Not in that thing. My Volvo could pound that into the dust effortlessly. *












*it is an R series, but still.

[DS1]

6. uhm

that's the point of the thread ;-)

[MissB]

7. duh.

but they still slowed down to check you out, dammit.

[DS1]

8. I passed this car

and then slowed down in order to get a picture

of course, he's probably back home bragging to his sister about how he beat an Eclipse GST on 495 :eyes:

[BikeWriter]

4. Maybe he thought you were cute.

[bullwinkle428]

5. The rain deflectors on the side windows are a nice touch...

:evilgrin:

[jukes]

9. a chevrolet "rice rocket"

go figure.

[DS1]

10. kick

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. I used to love cars like that.

I just loved it when they pulled up next to my Saab and started revving their engine at a light. It was just so satisfying to let them pull out first and then burn them anyway.

[matcom]

12. you should feel sorry for him

obviously, he was born sans penis :rofl: