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Fountain79 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 12:21 AM Original message |
How do you pick up a bartender? |
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GirlinContempt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 12:22 AM Response to Original message |
1. I picked up my last bartender by |
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Fountain79 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 12:23 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Friendly amendment... |
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GirlinContempt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 12:24 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Still the same principle, I think |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 12:25 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Be incredibly handsome and wealthy |
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Fountain79 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 12:25 AM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Damn...I'm screwed then... n/t |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 12:27 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. In a manner of speaking, anyway |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 07:47 AM Response to Reply #5 |
16. actually |
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GirlinContempt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 12:26 AM Response to Reply #4 |
6. Meet her by chance |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 12:28 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. The system works |
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Starlight (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 12:49 AM Response to Original message |
9. I can't imagine wanting to pick up a bartender. |
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Fountain79 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 05:10 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Even if they were really hot? n/t |
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Starlight (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 07:09 PM Response to Reply #10 |
42. Pretty boys don't impress me a bit. |
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Fountain79 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 11:50 PM Response to Reply #42 |
44. It's a girl.... |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 05:42 AM Response to Reply #9 |
12. What's wrong with bartenders? |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 06:19 AM Response to Reply #9 |
13. yeah? what's wrong with bartenders? |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 03:48 PM Response to Reply #9 |
30. Why not? Bartenders are people too. |
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Ariana Celeste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 05:36 PM Response to Reply #9 |
36. My mom was a bartender! |
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Starlight (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 07:06 PM Response to Reply #36 |
39. And I never once tried to pick up your mom. |
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cobalt1999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 05:37 AM Response to Original message |
11. if you are successful, |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 03:54 PM Response to Reply #11 |
34. My bartender boyfriend didn't mind going to a bar on his day off. |
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rbnyc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 06:29 AM Response to Original message |
14. When I was a bartender.... |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 06:31 AM Response to Original message |
15. Very carefully. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 07:50 AM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Bingo. Even mere suspicion of hitting on one's GF causes problems... |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 08:31 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. People really suck sometimes! |
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democracyindanger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 08:34 AM Response to Original message |
19. Lift with your legs. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 01:47 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. And then what, piss on a hydrant? |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 08:34 AM Response to Original message |
20. 1) Nervously order a Coke, because you're too young to drink. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 09:52 AM Response to Original message |
21. Use Tom Delay's favorite pickup line. |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 01:49 PM Response to Original message |
23. If you're a regular, just be yourself |
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Major Hogwash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
24. Wink a lot at them. |
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Monk06 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 02:22 PM Response to Original message |
25. Give up. Her boyfriend is either the manager, or the bouncer. |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 07:08 PM Response to Reply #25 |
41. Yes - after all, what man would allow his woman to bartend |
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Monk06 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 07:13 PM Response to Reply #41 |
43. It was a joke. I used to work in a bar and that was what it was like... |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 02:29 PM Response to Original message |
26. Tell her a joke or two, get to know her. |
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giant_robot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 02:30 PM Response to Original message |
27. Does she work day shifts or night shifts? |
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ploppy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
28. Suck it up |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
29. I picked one up and dated him for well over a year. |
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Nicholas D Wolfwood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 03:49 PM Response to Original message |
31. Depends on the size. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
32. Bend with you knees, not your back. nt |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
33. Impress her with how much you still know and can talk about loudly |
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radwriter0555 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 04:41 PM Response to Original message |
35. You have to be willing to basically be a groupie. If it's just plain sex |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 07:08 PM Response to Reply #35 |
40. Why SOL on a relationship? |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 05:38 PM Response to Original message |
37. How heavy is he/she? |
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mdmc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-23-06 07:06 PM Response to Original message |
38. big tips |
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