SECRET VIDEOTAPE SHOWS LIONS EATING CHRISTIANS IN IRAQ

[Nottingham]

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=57380


By VINCENZO SARDI & BARRY DUTTER

WASHINGTON -- U.N. weapons inspectors searching for nuclear weapons have uncovered something they never expected to find: A hidden rock quarry, dubbed "The Arena of Death," where helpless Christian prisoners are fed to hungry lions!

One of the quick-thinking inspectors had his video camera with him when this horrifying spectacle was taking place, and captured the gruesome scene on tape. The inspectors could only stand by helplessly as three men were torn limb from limb by the voracious beasts.

"It was the most frightening thing I've ever seen," says one inspector.

"They must not have fed those lions for weeks beforehand, because they ripped into those Christians like they were wounded antelopes."

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http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=57380


This is gonna really get the Right Wingers going! :bounce:

[davidinalameda]

1. crop circles mysteriously appearing overnight on people's scalps

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=58802

Baffled investigators are probing a possible link between "cranial crop circles" and strikingly similar markings that have repeatedly shown up on the White House lawn over the past six months, as reported in the July 29 issue of Weekly World News.

The elaborate designs are created while the individual is asleep, yet not one of the victims or their partners has reported waking up during the procedure.

Victims say they wake from 'an unusually restful sleep' to find a complex array of circles and lines shaved into their heads.

[Nottingham]

2. LOL!! Ok Dwicham! LOL!! Ok I was just showing the Junk Press

the propoganda from the National Enquierer Press!

LMAO!! Point taken!

Ok Heres another one! for ya

By the way, did you ever read this Justin Raimondo article?
http://www.antiwar.com/justin/j042303.html


This was circulated by Kuwaiti Secret Police! :bounce:

It shows the way the propoganda is circulated!

[AngryWhiteDemocrat]

3. Amazing

Couldn't they have at least waited until there actually ARE UN weapons inspectors in Iraq before claiming that they saw this????

[lfairban]

4. Where is the video?

They said there was video!

[ForrestGump]

5. Is THAT where those Iraq-bound fundamentalist missionaries ended up?

Has anyone seen Jerry Falwell lately?

[Judi Lynn]

6. Thaisstory made the rounds a few months ago.

It was discussed at D.U. then.

Here's another example of the high art of tabloid writing as practiced by the author, Vincenzo Sardi:



(snip) Friday, May 11, 2001
It could be blood 'pooling' to the feet. Or, it could be shoes. The discoloration is there. But, the 'barcode' partially obscures her lower legs so it's hard to tell if Mom ... the 'shrink-wrapped dead Mom' ... is really dead, as claimed on the cover of this week's Weekly World News (May 15, 2001). It could be a hoax ... a clever ruse designed to get us check-outers to cough up another $2.79 ($3.95 CANADA) before leaving our neighborhood Publix. (snip)

(snip) Page 6 assures its readers that the Mom was not the victim of any crime; her death was natural and that the 'preservation' technique used by her son was humane and effective. Let's let Weekly World News reporter Vincenzo Sardi detail the handiwork:

"The devoted son decided to preserve his mother with the airtight shrink-wrap system used to protect books for shipping. In the dead of night, he carried her body to the warehouse where the equipment was kept."

"Shrink-wrap is a form of polyethylene plastic that is wrapped around an object. When heat is applied with a type of heat gun, the plastic shrinks into place, forming a taut, airtight, waterproof covering that protects the contents from the corrosive effects of nature."

"Kruger (the son), who never had visitors, found it easy to keep the mommy mummy secret." (snip/...)

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/01/05/2fla/

Another journalistic triumph:

(snip) "Are we on the eve of destruction?"

Randy Jeffries and Vincenzo Sardi, again of the Weekly World News, give us a delightful double page spread that summarizes their interviews with "five top experts" regarding the possibility of apocalypse in the year 2000. With the votes in and counted, the five believe apocalypse is certain. Revered Hershel Darminger, one of those interviewed, even went so far as to say that , "No minister I know honestly believes that Judgment Day won't arrive with the new millennium." I hope for all of our sakes Rev. Darminger is one hopelessly unpopular gentleman. (snip/...)

http://www.survivingtheapocalypse.com/thefeatures/1999/december/