It's official - I WANT UNDERPANTS FIRED NOW!!!

[LynneSin]

Whomever made him the Hurricane expert must have drank the grape kool-aid laced with the brown acid that day.

He posted this weather report
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5384969

But failed to mention the tropical depression off the coast of North Carolina.

Time for a new Hurricane Expert!

[Midlodemocrat]

1. I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!

I posted about it not long ago. (Disregard the thread jack by you know who)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5385603&mesg_id=5385603

[LynneSin]

2. Well that's Matcom and you know how reliable he is

:grr:

[Midlodemocrat]

3. LynneSin, this issue is bigger than both of us.

I think we need to take it to the entire internets.

[LynneSin]

4. THIS IS HUGH!!11!!!! I'M SERIES!!!11111!!!!!

Personally I think there are some corporate lobbyists behind the Matcom*Underpants tandem that want to feed us false information so we get comfortable in our ways before WHAM!!! the carpet is pulled out from underneath us.

Think about it- how does Matcom get the scoop on all that strange news if someone wasn't feed it to him.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. You know, I've pondered the same thing for quite a while now.

I just don't believe that matcom is bright enough to actually *find* the news. I think it is being spoon fed to him. But by who? That's the question? Who?








:hide:

edit for stupid typo because this is HUGH!!!!!

[LynneSin]

6. It needs to be stopped or we're not the Democratic Underground

I'm just saying!

[txwhitedove]

7. I don't usually buy into those conspiracy theories, but...

ya'll are onto something!

[Midlodemocrat]

8. I think we should alert admin.

It's just not adding up. And, where is underpants? First he puts me, a FELLOW Virginian, in MORTAL danger by not reporting a tropical depression and then he won't even respond to the criticism.


I smell something and it doesn't smell good.

[matcom]

9. that's your feet

and Underpants is NO fellow Virgin!

we have a master plan for you. i won't tell you what it is exactly but i'll give you a hint: it ends with us taking over the world


mmmmmmuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaa

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Who's us? You and

'BoBo'. I laugh in your general direction.


Plus, my feet don't smell. They are kept cool with flip flops and capris.

:P

[matcom]

11. we have spies everywhere

M.A.T.C.O.M. has methods only DREAMED about by you mear mortals.

you think you got problems with the simple WEATHER?

pppffttt

when we are through with you, you will GLADLY accept your new overlord!

[Midlodemocrat]

12. If it's Remi, you would be right.

:bounce:


And, I don't think underpants is going to respond. He's probably on his way home, not thinking about what he did/didn't do for the lounge today and will happily play with baby underpants without even considering that we are quaking with fear.

[matcom]

13. leave Underpants alone

It's 6:30. he is breast-feeding the snot-nosed one

[Midlodemocrat]

14. OMG!!! How can you say that about the cutest little munchkin

in VA? (barring mine of course)

:cry:

[matcom]

15. his nipples are not THAT small!

stop saying that!

on edit: that was NOT meant to be disparaging, the little tyke IS the cutest thing but they ALL have snot-noses when they are eating no? :D

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Dude, you are killing me.

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

17. Did you just hijack my thread with MATCOM

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Wasn't my fault. He stalked me.

[underpants]

22. My story

Actually I used to be a consortium of underground waste pipe manufacturers and a car wash employees union trying to corner the world #2 plastic industry through a complicated money laundering scheme involving Marlboro miles and scratch lottery tickets but I gave that up and got a Social Security card.

[underpants]

18. Look I've been busy trying to settle this whole ME mess okay?

:eyes:

Boy THIS went over well

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1663504

[matcom]

21. .

:rofl:

[underpants]

19. First, IS IT A HURRICANE?

as Sen. Ted Stevens would say

NO!

it is isn't.

Second you get what you pay for.

Thirdly, I think you need to review the employment policy that got me in that position in the first place (see Second directly above).

[LynneSin]

20. I'm gonna do a 'Pat Robertson' on your ass

I hope this turns inwards right towards your home in Virginia

(although I hope it doesn't get to strong)

[Midlodemocrat]

23. But, but, then I will get creamed as well.