Hey Joe! (A Modern Interpretation with a few new lyrics and our own Joe)

[sleipnir]

Hey Joe, where you goin’ with that Hate of your Head?
Hey Joe, I said where you goin’ with that Hate in your Head, oh

I’m goin’ down to shoot my old Party
You know I caught her messin’ ’round with Howard Dean

Yeah, I’m goin’ down to shoot my old Pary
You know I caught her messin’ ’round with Wesley Clark
Huh! and that ain’t cool

Huh hey Joe, I heard you shot your Dems down?
You shot your Dems down now?

Hey Joe, I heard you shot your Party down?
You shot 'em down in the ground yeah!

Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught her messin’ round messin’ with Liberals.

Huh, yes I did, I shot her
Shoot her one more time again baby!

Hey Joe,
Where you gonna run to now? Where you gonna go?

Hey Joe, I said
What are you gonna run for now? Where you gonna go?

I’m goin’ way down south
Way down to Alabama way

I’m goin’ way down south
Way down where I can be free

Ain’t no one gonna find me
Ain’t no Dems gonna find me
Them Dems ain't gonna put a "R" 'round me.

You better believe it right now
I gotta go now

Hey, Joe
You better run on down

Goodbye everybody

Hey, hey Joe

[SoFlaJets]

1. No offense

but that was pretty lousy

[Emboldened Chimp]

3. He deserves to be offended

[zulchzulu]

2. Howard Dean - sung to Eagles tune "James Dean"

Howard Dean

Howard Dean, Howard Dean
Why do you sound so mean
Howard Dean, we know you went skiing
maybe you didn't have the balls to fight
but people just love to hear you scream

You were a loudmouth blowhard if there ever was
Deaniacs joined your little cause
Howard Dean, you said it all so mean
You'd attack all the others every night
with lies and half truths on Fox and MSNBC

You were a small state conservative governor,
You went to all the fancy schools
Flip flop, waffle up, back peddle, gaffe it up,
You got a free pass with no class breakin' all the rules

Howard Dean, Howard Dean
So short and so mean
Howard Dean, you're far from being Green
And you try to think it's alright
accusing others while you stand and scream

Little Howard Dean, up on the screen
Wond'rin' who he might do
Along came a Gore and he got an endorser
who would help him fade into obscurity

Howard Dean, Howard Dean, you bought it sight unseen

You were too much hype, too many gaffes and lies, bye-bye
You were too much hype, too many gaffes and lies, bye-bye
Bye-bye, Bye-bye, Bye-bye, Bye, bye

[SoFlaJets]

4. OMG.............

That has to be the worst I've ever seen lyrically speaking.As for the notion that Dean won't give Bush THE political fight of his life and the much deserved ousting from 1600 Pennsylvanis Avenue is denial plain and simple.They are scared of Dean and what the dems can do to the shaky ground on which they stand.