Newsflash! "Prostate Cancer Most Common Among Men" >

[mr_hat]

http://www.whiotv.com/health/2707642/detail.html

Tune in for the sequel, "Uterine Cancer Most Common Among Women."

[zbdent]

1. My wife was deathly afraid that she would get prostate cancer

I informed her that it was extremely unlikely. She didn't believe me until her mother told her so.

[Loonman]

2. You should tell her

You should tell her your uterous is acting up.

:)

[Philostopher]

3. When I went to the page, the headline actually said

PROSTATE CANCER SECOND MOST COMMON AMONG MEN

Uh ... that's even dumber than the original -- if it's second most common among men who gets it most often?

[zbdent]

4. Prostates.

Of course, it's second-most common in men who have prostates.

Not very common in men who have no prostates.

Least common in women who have prostates (Now, there's where you get your anachronistic AnnThrax Coulter).

[Ediacara]

5. I hate to play the straight man...

but I suspect #1 is probably lung cancer... :D