shit i took viagra instead of an ambian by mistake

[Guava Jelly]

Now i'll be up all night :)

[IsIt1984Yet]

1. Chase it with an Ambian. Then you'll be up and down. And up and down.

etc

[Nicole]

4. Excellent advice!

:thumbsup:

[Sannum]

2. I knew that was coming

:D

[GOPisEvil]

7. Knew that was coming!!!!

:rofl:

[liberaltrucker]

3. Have a shot of Cuervo

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. I got Viagra and Ex-Lax mixed up

Don't know whether I'm coming or going.









:hide:

[lizziegrace]

10. !

:rofl:

[MsKandice01]

11. OMG, I'm over here cackling like a crazy person..

Funny, funny shit.

[lizziegrace]

12. Not if it were you!

:rofl:

[MsKandice01]

14. Yeah, the "shit" probably wouldn't be so funny...

If I was the one who was "going".

[lizziegrace]

16. Exactly!

:hi:

[Redstone]

29. Then you'll LOVE this:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5417027&mesg_id=5417371

Redstone

[derby378]

15. Smooth move, Ex-Lax

:rofl:

[Redstone]

20. Or whether to shit or go blind.

(The possible side effect of Viagra, remember?)

Redstone

[liberaltrucker]

26. BWHAHAHA!

You owe me a keyboard, Mr R

:spray:

:rofl:

[Redstone]

28. Gladly. If I can make you (or anyone) laugh that hard, it's worth

the price of a keyboard.

I live to make people laugh, and do not count a day as complete unless I've furnished at least one chuckle to at least one person.

Redstone

[MsKandice01]

37. LOL!!

[WCGreen]

6. Find someone who can help with ....

[ContraBass Black]

21. Shame!

:spank:

[Deja Q]

8. Well, I'm sure I'd get you back down soon enough...

:rofl:

(mostly by scaring you away, I know you don't swing that way...)

[Floogeldy]

9. HEY EVERYBODY! GoPsUx HAS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION!

:crazy:

[Redstone]

30. Doesn't everyone?

Redstone

[Dangerously Amused]

38. Yeah, but

...GOP HAS ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION!

[Guava Jelly]

67. Viagra's the bomb

and i have quite a few dysfunctions..
besides being semi retarded :)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. I've had that happen before.

Except it was my Adderall instead of my 5-htp. So it was a different kind of up all night.

[RagingInMiami]

22. what's an 5-htp?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

24. 5-htp is a natural serotonin precursor.

I take it for insomnia and mood balancing. It does seem to work quite well when I take it. You get it at health food stores.

[RagingInMiami]

25. I sometimes take melatonin for insomnia

I sometimes smoke weed for insomnia

I usually just stay up until I fall asleep

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. Melatonin gave me really bad trippy dreams.

I also usually just stay up until I fall asleep. I take 5-htp mostly as a mood elevator. The insomnia thing is just an added bonus for me.

[RagingInMiami]

31. Yes, I get some vivid dreams from melatonin

I don't take it that often because then I get all brain foggy the following day

[Redstone]

33. Yes, that's the best way to deal with insomnia. Work, read, just

do something! You'll still be tired in the morning, but at least you'll have gotten something useful done.

Redstone

[RagingInMiami]

36. I do some of my best work in the middle of the night

It's the only time when there is little distraction

[Redstone]

39. Me, too. How's that new business going? I still think it's a good

business model.

Redstone

[RagingInMiami]

43. It's getting better

I'm picking up some new clients that really like my photography and that should lead to more clients because it's a small industry when you think about it.

And I'm putting together some story proposals to some national magazines that pay a $1-a-word, but I want to make sure everything is perfect before I send it off, so that's taking a lot of my time. And
I still need to finish redesigning the site and that's a pain in the ass.

And last week, I bought the Canon 5D and man, what a camera. It makes my 10D look so antiquated.

[Redstone]

49. You need to go to this website:

http://www.twowriters.net

It's a husband-and-wife team of writers I know through my participation in a national anti-street-spam organization ( http://www.causs.org ).

They have a lot of good tips for dealing with magazines.

I have a deal with Chrysler's Jeep Owner magazine, but haven't had the time to do the article yet. I got the deal, I think, at least partially base on their advice for writing a good query letter.

So you have the 5D, you son of a bitch. I'm jealous.

No I'm not; but I am interested on hearing about how you like it. I've heard that the Nikon 200 DX is just as good even though it's lower resolution...tell me about your experience with the 5D if you would, via PM, please.

Redstone

[RagingInMiami]

64. Thanks for that link

You know what's funny? Last night I was shooting this MediaBistro event where someone recommended the book, "The Renegade Writer".

http://www.mediabistro.com/courses/cache/crs1901.asp?c=mbencrsmia

[liberaltrucker]

17. Question: Viagra is a diamond shaped blue pill(or so I'm told)

Ambien is a tiny white pill.

:wtf:

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

65. your quick

:)

[RagingInMiami]

18. You're in for a hard night

[auntAgonist]

19. I'm going to regret this, or never live it down I know ..

but ..

so, Now you don't have enough skin to close your eyes?

:evilgrin:


bad, auntie, very bad.

:)
aA

[catbert836]

23. Reminds me of Scary Movie 4

When Charlie Sheen swallows a bottle of Viagra pills instead of Sleeping pills by mistake in the "Grudge" parody scene. :rofl:

[Maestro]

32. Now that is funny!

But I would never laugh at your expense. You could get a flashlight, lay on your back in bed, throw the covers over you and pretend you are in a tent. ;)

[Redstone]

34. "Look, Mom, I'm making a pup tent!"

Or he could take a bath and pretend to be a U-Boat captain; he'd be able to respond quickly to the "Up Periscope" command, yes?

Redstone

[Maestro]

40. Funny!

"Up Periscope" :rofl:

[Redstone]

41. I just laughed out loud myself, re-reading it.

'Course, I could just be tired and getting a case of the sillies...

Redstone

[Dangerously Amused]

45. Get tired more often, eh?

I like you when you're silly!

Well, I like you ALL the time, but "silly" Redstone is kinda fun!


:hi:

[Redstone]

47. Hey, maybe that's another wikipedia entry I should do: "the Sillies."

When you're tired, and something strikes you as funny, and you can't stop thinking about it or saying it, and you laugh until your cheekbones hurt, then you think about it again, or someone says it, and you laugh again until even your eyebrows are sore...

Done that yourself, haven't you? I think we all have. Doesn't require drugs, just fatigue.

Redstone

[Dangerously Amused]

48. Oh yeah, done it plenty.

I think we should have a DU slumber party at your house, and stay up wa-aaay past our bedtimes, and get really solid sugar and/or alcohol and/or indulgence-of-choice buzzes going until we all get the sillies really, REALLY bad.

Doesn't that sound like fun?


:bounce:

[Redstone]

50. Oh, yes. And we have plenty of room for everyone:

You organize it and set a date, and let me know. We'll supply burgers (and Boca ones for the veg types) and dogs (and Tofu Pups for the veg types), and everyone bring booze. And sleeping bags.

I'm ready.

Redstone

[lizziegrace]

54. How about during the peak color change in the fall

I'll bring a portable fire pit and some firewood. If we give all you guys Viagra instead of Ambian, we won't need tent poles...

[Redstone]

57. Oh, Christ on a crutch. "Give all us guys Viagra?" I simply cannot imagine

the carnage that would result. The local wildlife would be psychologically scarred forever.

Or maybe they'd ake the example, and there would be a population boom?

Either way, I dunno, I think it would be, I want to say risky, but keep comeing back to the word fun for some reason.

Redstone

[RevCheesehead]

62. You scare me sometimes.

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

55. Wow, that is one gorgeous house!

I wish we could have a DU sleep-over there.

Hmm.. is there another biggish protest coming up on the East Coast anytime soon? Anybody know?

[Redstone]

58. Well, whenever it is, we'll be here.

Redstone

[texas1928]

35. Get some doll clothes and play dress up.

I mean, I would never do that, but I heard someone talking about it.

[Dangerously Amused]

42. Oh geez. Okay. Now I have to confess.

On one occasion years ago, when I was PO'd at my boyfriend for being an ass when we were at a party and he got whopping drunk, I got him undressed and poured him into bed... and then, while he was passed out, I drew a little smiley face in permanent ink right THERE. He couldn't scrub it off, it stayed there for days. He said every time he used a public restroom he started to giggle at the urinal and made the guys standing next to him rather upset. Hah!

[Maestro]

46. Oh.My.God.

Note to self: Don't piss off DA!

[Dangerously Amused]

51. Well if I was REALLY pissed off

...I would have dumped his ass. (Which I eventually did anyway.) But this night was more like one of those "highly annoyed though not really angry, but also not gonna let you forget about it for several days, even when I'm not there in person to remind you of it" kind of pissed off. Eh, it was "creative justice." And it got the message across. And he couldn't really be mad at me for it either, 'cuz it made him giggle more than anything.

[Redstone]

53. Hey, at least it was a marker, and not Krazy Glue. Yes, I do know

someone that happened to. Not an Urban Legend, someone I know. OUCH!

Redstone

[Dangerously Amused]

56. Gawd, now THAT isn't even funny.

Did the guy have to go to the ER?

[Redstone]

59. Yes, and ended up having to have his, well, his BUSINESS soaked in

acetone. Think of nail-polish remover applied with a paintbrush, followed by a CAREFUL peeling-apart, and repeat over the course of seven or eight hours.

I'll bet you're squirming right now; think of how the GUYS who read this feel!

Redstone

[Dangerously Amused]

60. Oh man. I hope he sued whoever did that to him.

Pain and suffering, mental anguish, hospital bills... no dearth of grounds there.

[Redstone]

61. If you were a guy, would you be willing to talk about THAT in court?

Redstone

[Dangerously Amused]

63. Me? Yeah, I would. But I can understand where others wouldn't.

I can't imagine my lady bits being superglued together... :scared:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

44. Something's seriously wrong here.

A thread title like that and it doesn't lead to the Brazillion joke?

Dayum! :rofl:

[u4ic]

52. Pull an Errol Flynn

and start playing the piano.

Even better, videotape it and post it on Youtube. :D

[Guava Jelly]

66. I cant film it it wont fit into a single frame.

(gopsux embelishes) :)
You know guys and thier measuring problems

[Redstone]

69. Yeah, like when a guy comes back from taking a leak in a bar's bathroom,

sots down next to his buddy, and says "Man, the water in that tiolet is cold!"

And his buddy replies, "Deep, too!"

Redstone

[xchrom]

68. now that's hard luck story.

i wood not want to be in your shoes.