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One night, during Bill Clintons presidency, he was tired, and exhausted. It was in the middle of winter, and he decided to go take a walk out in the snow. As he was walking around the white house, he noticed something in the snow, off in the distance. When he came upon, what he noticed, he saw "Bill Clinton Sucks" spelled out in the snow, in some sort of yellow substance, and after some tests, Clinton found out it was pee.
Clinton was furious! He couldn't believe, that someone could come onto the White House grounds, and write/pee such a ridiculous message! He stormed to the Secret Service HQ and berated the SS on how lazy they have been, because of this apparent grafiti. Clinton demanded that they find out who did this travesty!
The SS men, jumped up, and did the whole Yes Sir Yes Sir routine, and began their investigation. Clinton meanwhile went back to the oval office.
Two hours later.....
A knock at the Oval Office door, and Clinton booms "come in!" The head of the SS comes into the office, and in a low voice, he says "well, sir, we found out who did it." Clinton is over joyed, and he demands some answers...
Secret Service Agent-"Well sir, we did a dna analysis on the urine, and sir, it's Al Gore's."
Bill Clinton-"OH my god! That man, how dare he, how dare he make fun of me this way!!"
Secret Service Agent-"Sir, we got some more bad news."
Bill Clinton-"And what is that, might I ask?"
Secret Service Agent-"Well, sir...hmm, the handwriting was Hilary's".....
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