someone kill me

[datasuspect]

i actually get off to this shit lately





Shadows grow so long before my eyes
And they're moving across the page
Suddenly the day turns into night
Far away from the city but don't hesitate
'Cause your love won't wait hey
Ooh baby I love your way every day
Wanna tell you I love your way every day
Wanna be with you night and day

Moon appears to shine and light the sky
With the help of some fireflies
I wonder how they have the power shine shine shine
I can see them under the pines
But don't hesitate 'cause your love won't wait hey
Ooh baby I love your way every day
Wanna tell you I love your way every day
Wanna be with you night and day uh yeah

But don't hesitate 'cause your love won't wait
I can see the sunset in your eyes
Brown and grey and blue besides
Clouds are stalking islands in the sun
Wish I could dry one out of season
But don't hesitate 'cause your love won't wait hey
Ooh baby I love your way every day
Wanna tell you I love your way uuhh
Wanna be with you night and day
Ooh baby I love your way every day
Wanna tell you I love your way uuhh
Wanna be with you night and day

[wildhorses]

1. are you in love??

Peter Frampton?? :puke:

[datasuspect]

2. i wish

he's probably got some cash.

actually, i saw him on VH1 and he has help up rather well.

his dad was one of david bowie's art school teachers.

peter frampton played lead guitar on david bowie's failed 1987 glass spider embarassment of a tour.

[wildhorses]

3. yeah, but, that song is...well...you know

a LOVE SONG...

whassup...you broke?

[datasuspect]

fuck

i don't even want to get into it.

i live in a shadow world, twilight zone.

each time i think about the enormity of the hopelessness of the situation, the mental image of me sticking a .357 Magnum in my mouth aimed toward the brain stem becomes more and more clear.

[wildhorses]

6. you sound like me...working 3rd shift makes me feel that way...

out of sync with the rest of the world.

[datasuspect]

7. i am a shut in with no monthly nut check

i would adore to pull 3rd shift duty in an industrial meat processing plant right about now.

[wildhorses]

10. you sound really depressed...what resources do you have in

your area? Do you have anyone you can talk to? Please, take care of yourself and get some help.:hug:

[johnnie]

4. Crap!

I saw the subject line, grabbed my gun and purchased plane tickets and then I see you were just posting friggin' lyrics. x(







:hi:

[anarch]

5. that's not how the lyrics go...

They go like this:

"Somebody Kill Me Please", by Adam Sandler


You don't know how much I need you
While you're near me I don't feel blue
And when we kiss I know you need me too
I can't believe I've found a love that's so pure and true

But it all was bullshit
It was a goddamn joke
And when I think of you, Linda
I hope you fuckin' choke

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly

Oh somebody kill me please
Somebody kill me please
I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please
Kill me
I want to die
Put a bullet in my head...

[reyd reid reed]

8. You know...

They do have medication for things like this. Therapy's been known to work wonders, too.

Maybe you're in love?

Too bad therapy can't help with that...there oughta be a pill.

They have anti-depressants, they oughta have anti-framptons.

:scared:

[datasuspect]

9. i am in love

but she gone. gone for a long time now.

[reyd reid reed]

11. Damn

I'm sorry. It sucks, I know. Love should be reserved for things like puppies and kittens and sunsets...to use it on people seems like such a waste sometime. Why can't we just lust people? Take care of that itch and then carry on...

Okay. That was a tacky thing to say, but I'm feeling kinda tacky right about now.

Take care of yourself, okay? And...

:hug:

[datasuspect]

12. that's not tacky at all

i'm lusting after you right now.

[reyd reid reed]

13. At least someone is

I guess that's a start.











George Clinton, of all people, did the MDA telethon...made me think about you

[datasuspect]

14. i don't understand that

you are a bad mamma jamma.

[reyd reid reed]

15. Apparently not

*sigh*

But keep it up...as long as someone does, there's hope.