CONFESS!!!!!!!!! What do YOU really want for Xmas

[LynneSin]

Time to confess your darkest Xmas wishes for all to see.

Expose yourself if you dare!!!

[Zomby Woof]

1. Steve Martin expressed my Christmas wish!

If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it.

Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth!

So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we go with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies!

Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.
:D

[Torrey Pines]

7. Off the top of my head . . .

Un livre, un feu mou et quelques taches de rousseur.

[Mercurius]

12. How interesting...

C'est une demande merveilleuse. Un feu mou brûlera avec chaleur. Il maintiendra votre chaleur.

[Torrey Pines]

13. Communication is the best gift of all . . .

Oui, je sais que vous comprenez. Et deux est toujours meilleur qu'un. ;-)

[matcom]

2. you

[LynneSin]

4. awww babycakes

You get your 8 reindeer to fly on down to Wilmington and I'll bring the tequilla. We'll negotiate from there.

Can you pick up RBNYC and Ramsey along the way?

:shrug:

[Mis-an-thrope1111]

3. a horde

of japanese schoolgirls...

or are they called a gaggle?

pack?

maybe its a harem...

[TrogL]

36. Have you ever met a Japanese schoolgirl?

If anything they're worse than portrayed in anime. They have this LOUD, NASAL, high-pitched whiney voice and they never shut up. And you want a horde of them in the room at the same time?

[Terwilliger]

5. world peace

not thinking of actual success with that one, but if I didn't have hope I'd have little else

[Bandit]

8. Visualize Whirled Peas

:evilgrin:

[Runesong]

10. Amen brother!

[LynneSin]

11. I can give you that gift right now

[ornotna]

51. I'll have to go with that one

Imagine what that would be like. What the hey, if I'm going to wish, might as well wish big.

[DEM FAN]

6. Someone To Have A One Night Stand With.

:evilgrin:

[Runesong]

9. I really wish

1. My wife would come home from work / last minute xmas shopping.

2. My kids would stop being bored and fighting.

3. We order $50 worth of chineese food, sit down, open presents and have fun watching cheezy x-mas movies all night!

[moof]

14. justice for all forever

failing that bringing back the fairness doctrine

Oh and the whole humans killing humans thing is so not cool anymore.

[jonnyblitz]

15. are you a cop by any chance?

:P

[imax2268]

16. Halle Berry in a trench coat...!!!

but I will settle for a Bush Impeachment...

[Demeter]

21. I Was Going To Say A Man...

But Bush rooming with Milosavich will do. I don't want to get too unrealistic. But you'll have to throw in Ashcroft, Cheney, Rice, and the top media scum to do a clean job of it. And 4 of the Supremes.


Yeah.

[FreakinDJ]

17. Bushit in Jail for LIHOP criminal neglegence

[sasquatch]

18. The BCF behind bars

And Pigman behind a dumpster with all the other Junkie's:evilgrin:

[burrowowl]

53. Amen!

n/t

[VelmaD]

19. He knows

:-)

[NightTrain]

20. If I may be blunt...

...I'd really love to get laid again at some point! I know it ain't gonna happen for Christmas, but any time after the holiday would be great.

[shanti]

44. lol, don't hold back now!

n/t

[JVS]

22. High-priced Call-girls!

Either that or a Playstation 2.
And an Ounce of some really good shit.

[LynneSin]

23. My cat has more than an ounce of shit when he goes

I'm sure it's quality stuff since I feed him such good cat food, I could send you some of that!!

[JVS]

31. You can keep it

[_NorCal_D_]

24. To see Bush booted out of office next year.

B-)

[jus_the_facts]

25. FOR MY DAD TO BE CURED OF CANCER....or just to let me have it instead.....

...of him would suffice. :cry:

[Bandit]

26. If it's any consolation my prayers are with you

Merry Christmas and keep the faith

[jus_the_facts]

27. Thanks.....and the same to you and yours.......

:*

[haele]

28. Hmm....

Primary wish - all outstanding debts paid in full, and we are still left the ability to pay the rent next month when the next paycheck comes in. The rest we can take care of.
(yeah, I know it's selfish, but it's the primary concern in our household right now...)

Second - that common sense - or at least a sense of courage, honesty and fair play overwhelm the senior US business and political leadership, and that the neo-conservitive agenda be shown for what it is and rejected. Let the truth come out, let all disguises disappear.

Third - that this country, the US, mature from a bi-cameral "winner takes all" system into more of a representative parlimentry system where the smaller parties can legitimatly make a stand by the use of multi-partisan coalition based on actual party platforms - and more citizens would vote as people aren't disgusted by being forced to vote reactively for the lesser of two evils instead of voting proactively to build on a common future.

Haele

[Triana]

29. A different President - a *real* one this time (n/t)

[CanuckAmok]

30. "Simpsons: Hit and Run" for PC.

I'm a simple man.

Oh, and some of that World Peace stuff.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

32. I can't tell ya..she'll get mad

[flamingyouth]

33. A Democratic president

Well, a girl can dream, can't she?

[Piperay]

34. Same here...

:-)

[shanti]

45. yup yup

that's the ticket

[camero]

35. another vote for getting laid

sure would be nice...lol

[TrogL]

37. I got mine already

[remainder of post moderated]

[FarLeftRage]

38. I know it has been expressed twice before,

but I really wouldn't mind getting laid tonight or tomorrow or sometime soon.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

39. large breasts for my old age.....so that....

when i take my bra off all the wrinkles will be pulled out of my face

[haele]

42. Be careful what you wish for...

After 30 years, mine got bigger, but they also started hanging lower...
It almost seems as if they've gotten to the point that I can almost start to sling them up to my shoulder - not that my husband really complains.
I'd rather wish for instant pecs to hold them up in place.
;-)

Haele

[Lydia Leftcoast]

40. Aside from the previously mentioned

seeing Bush and company doing the perp walk and an end to all the senseless wars, I'd like an introduction to Mr. Right--er, Left.

[Santaclaus]

41. A better retirement package

and a new sled

[cosmicdot]

43. I was given $1 lottery ticket for Christmas ...

I would like to win just enough to get my teeth fixed; and, to pay off all the bills.

[Sugarbleus]

46. Ditto the lottery ....

Momma needs a new computer and pay off my bills...Oh, buy a real house to live in so we can get away from this stingy slum lord. :freak:

[The Undertaker]

47. Michelle Branch...

especially after the way she looked in Maxim Magazine. :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:

[bikebloke]

48. At work, they'd finally take my hints...

...and open a Sydney office. I'll make the supreme sacrifice and shift down there. Auckland would be politcally better, but there's no chance in heck they'd go for that. Better surf swimming in Sydneyside though...alas, I'm only indulging in some wistful wishing this Elvismas eve.

Happy Holidays, mates.

[BigMcLargehuge]

49. it and all of 2003 to be friggin over

merry christmas...

anyone got a time machine on em?

[CandyCrim21]

50. k, Its really not THAT big a deal but........

I want all the box sets of Friends, seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. Really really really!!!!!!!!!

[FDRrocks]

52. Love...

Compassion. A spirit for humanity. I got a minimal amount of it today, but it is more than I usually get.

[jimbo fett]

54. Jennifer Tilly wearing nothing but a "come hither" look.