Since I have been offline for awhile, someone define Jenis for me!

[KitchenWitch]

:blush:

[MrCoffee]

1. i'm so hiding this thread...

no one needs to see that again.

[BarenakedLady]

2. I have no knowledge

of this coffee stain.

[billyskank]

25. ....

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. It was a coffee stain that looked like a penis and became a lounge

celebrity.

[KitchenWitch]

4. Okay! Think I did come across it the other day!

:rofl:

But why Jenis???

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Well, you know how pictures of Jesus pop up in everything from trees

to dog asses? That's how it became Jenis.

[Kutjara]

6. In the same way that cheese sandwiches and danishes...

...have been claimed to look like The Virgin Mary or Mother Theresa, it was suggested that the coffee stain penis might be that of Jesus. Hence, "jenis".

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Praise Jenis!

For unto you this day is spilt a saviour; 'tis Jenis the Lord.

—Jenisis 1: 9-10






NWC81 named Him. I just spilled Him.

[Jamastiene]

10. Is his hymn called

"I'm a stain" as sung by Kurt Cobain?

[Arugula Latte]

14. My hymn to Jenis:

Onward, mighty Jenis
You righteous, holy Stain
My fervent prayer to you, oh lord
Is you will come again!

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. It's not that kind of stain!

Blasphemer! :spank:

[Arugula Latte]

18. Well, you know, you could spill again

and, and, the stain could magically reappear in its exact same form! That's assuming you've already disposed of Jenis with a Clorox wipe, of course...

on edit: Did I mention I was talking about spilling COFFEE? :shrug:

[madinmaryland]

8. Isn't everything his fault??2??

Oh, never mind, that's the Clenis!

[rateyes]

9. Hey witch,

I've been out of pocket for a while...How bout them Vikings?

[KitchenWitch]

11. I am liking the Vikings!

Not liking da Bears, however.

Hoping for the wild card.

[rateyes]

12. No, no...we'll win the division....

Da Bears lost their best safety to injury, the Vikes now have the best run defense in the league...we were one play from beating them before...ARIZONA should have beaten them...we will beat them when we play them, using a better pass rush than AZ has to get to their QB and I predict they will hit a 3 game losing streak after that.

[KitchenWitch]

13. I love the way you think!

:yourock:

Since I moved, I have to go to a Vikings bar to see games. And at 10 AM no less!

[rateyes]

15. Where'd ya go?

California? Don't get to watch them here, except for Monday or Sunday Night games. Watch the www.nfl.com scoreboard that shows the little helmets going up and down the field and a recap of all the plays as they happen. BTW, I'm a STL Cardinals Fan, too....so, I'm watching the World Series. Hope we get a win tonight!

[KitchenWitch]

16. Yes, I have been Californicated

in the Democratic Party's effort to turn Orange County Blue!

:)

[rateyes]

24. Turn it blue....

and keep cheering on the Vikes!

Skol!

[Ptah]

19. I went to a DU meet-up in central California, and saw Jenis in the clouds

Whoa_Nelly 'fleshed' out the image.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5749537&mesg_id=5750926



The Jenis is dead. Long live the Jenis.

[Deja Q]

20. Dang, that Jenis looks mighty happy!

:hide:

[Arugula Latte]

21. Kickin' for Jenis!

:kick:

Jenis makes my cup runneth over ... Or, actually, that's how Jenis was originally made ...

[Haole Girl]

22. Jenis lives!

[Name removed]

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[Whoa_Nelly]

26. For you KW! The Jenis Collection!

Jenis In The Sky With Diamonds
















And my personal favorite...

[KitchenWitch]

27. Sweet Mother of Jenis!

:spray:

[Whoa_Nelly]

28. Glad you enjoyed my Jenis photoshopping

Do I owe you a new keyboard? :spray:

[KitchenWitch]

30. Yes, and a monitor scrubbing as well!

:rofl:

[cwydro]

29. I just want y'all to know

that this thread is cracking me up...:rofl: . Co-workers are looking in my office wondering what all the snickering is about...

and am I mistaken, or did that Jenis become more, um, uh, "perpendicular" as it metamorphosizes?:rofl: