My daughter gave me Dumbya Bush for Xmas....

[BiggJawn]

This doll that when you push the button, it moves it's head and mouth and says things like "we don't have too much pollution...what we have is too many impurities in our air and water..."

I howled for an hour! I'm putting it on my desk at work...

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. That is very funny BiggJawn....

Hope there are lots of freepers at your job.

;)

Merry Christmas!

[AlFrankenFan]

2. lol

how cool!

[Philostopher]

3. My brother bought Mr. Nownow and me

A copy of 'Dude, Where's My Country?' He was concerned we might have bought it already, but I told him we always put the kibosh on discretionary purchases immediately after my birthday, which is a couple of months or so before Christmas, so we don't run into those problems.

My mother bought my sister and brother-in-law a 'Bushisms' desk calendar. They sat and read a bunch of them while we were there -- I sent Sis on a search for 'put food on your family,' and she found it. That was after she found 'is our children learning,' which is her personal favorite.

I love my family!

[underseasurveyor]

4. My Son gave me the bushism desk calendar...

We took turns reading them aloud and laughed until the tears were streaming, couldn't hardly catch a breath and our sides ached.

I can't phathom how ANYONE can admire a complete and utter moron.

Be sure to take large stick pins with you to work so you can JAM them into the dolls eyes :evilgrin:
OR
Since you probably don't want to mar up your present.......
Change his attire with different doll clothes. Maybe a bright orange prison jumpsuit with A.W.O.L across the back, or the classic black stripe would look most attractive also.
As undignified as possible:evilgrin:

[militarymanusaf]

5. Where on the web can I get these goodies?

That will be the best Christmas gift ever! After all, the best gifts are ones you get yourself!

[underseasurveyor]

6. My Son got the bushisms calendar

from a novelty store in a mall. I'm sure a quick google (bushisms calendar) will bring forth what you seek:evilgrin: