Just heard this one:

[mac56]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. Suddenly, a cell phone sitting on a bench rings. One of the men reaches over and presses the "speakerphone" function. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

"Hello?" the man begins.

A woman says, "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

"Yes," he replies.

She says, "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

"Sure," he answers. "Go ahead, if you like it that much."

"I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership," she continues, "and saw the new 2007 models. I found one I really liked."

"How much?" he asks.

"$60,000," she answers.

"OK," the man retorts, "but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great! Oh, and one more thing," she tells him. "The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

"Well, go ahead," he replies, "but only offer $900,000."

"OK! I'll see you later! I love you!" she exclaims.

"Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

[bigwillq]

1. That's cute!

:bounce: