Crows feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deja Q]

I could cry. The hairstylist I saw yesterday pointed them out. :cry:

But, w00t!, she was attractive...

[Kutjara]

1. Yeah, stylists have a wonderful way...

...of casually mentioning deficiencies we didn't know we had. They must learn to do that as part of their training. You'll be sitting there, thinking happy thoughts, when the stylist will pipe up with, "I don't think this style suits someone with a weak chin like yours," or, "Wow, your ears are really off kilter." Well thanks. Just call me Quasimodo, why dontcha?

I'm surprised there aren't more bludgeoning murders of hairstylists.

[Deja Q]

2. Well, she did say it in a cute way...

But I did try hard not to look at her nice curvy parts... O8)

[kedrys]

3. Like the one who told me I was shedding extra because of stress

Took me over a month to get over that one... :P

[bigwillq]

4. Everyone has them!

I just use lotion on my face and it really works for concealing wrinkles and dry skin.

I use Queen Helene. Good stuff.

http://www.queenhelene.com/

[querelle]

11. Hmmmm

Isn't that what Augusteyn Burroughs use for anal lube? And use that on your face? Well............

Q

[Deja Q]

12. !

:spray:

[querelle]

14. How You Been Hypno?

Sorry I haven't been that attentive lately, but I've been travelling a great deal and the exhaustion quotient has been very high.
Q

PM me if you want to...........or you have my private e-mail adress.

Q

[querelle]

5. Here's A Suggestion

Biotherm Homme Hydra Detox Yeux. Best product for eye wrinkles you can buy. Also, Roche-Posay makes an incredible line of moisturizers as well. These products aren't cheap, but you get what you pay for.

Q

[radwriter0555]

6. BOTOX!

*cough*

[Generic Brad]

7. She had feet like a crow, pointed them out to you, but was still attractive?

Cool.

[Deja Q]

10. No, I had the feet of a crow...

But I would still have found her attractive. I'm not into eyelines. :evilgrin:

[Generic Brad]

15. They're not crow's feet, HypnoToad. They're laugh lines!

All other wrinkles should be defined as "character lines". It's all in how you look at it.

[BarenakedLady]

8. Oh yes

It sucks getting old. I hear ya.

Did I mention men run screaming from my nekkidness? :woohoo:

[Radio_Lady]

9. HypnoToad, unless you're a movie star or need to artificially hide

your age, it's a losing proposition.

Forget about it. You're a man. It's hard enough to worry about the parts of the body that are aging and HURTING or NOT WORKING CORRECTLY -- or worse. In spite of everything, you ARE aging -- but what is the alternative?

In peace,

Radio_Lady

[Deja Q]

13. I'm not just a man...

I'm a vain, single man! :spray:

[Radio_Lady]

17. I understand. But yet, you must eventually accept the march of time...

Nothing will stop it and to dwell on that fact is to waste today, the only day you have.

[photogirl12]

16. Kinda reminds me

of when my hairstylist said "Gee, you are getting a lot of greys.". That was a boost to the self esteem!!:hide:

[elocs]

18. Just watch out for vulture's feet--they're the worst.

I must have good genes because at age 54 I have very few lines, but I don't think men show their age as quickly on their faces. I always figured that if I ended up with a face that looked like an old farmer I could always become an old farmer.