Now that I am a Judge, I need a trophy husband.

[dorktv]

Now accepting applications with updated photo!

:P

[struggle4progress]

1. You're a judge?

[lildreamer316]

2. Yep, she won yesterday!!

Congrats!!

[struggle4progress]

18. Kewl! Congrats, dorktv!

[petronius]

3. You're in luck: K-Fed is about to be single again!

:silly:

Congratulations on your victory!

:toast:

[dorktv]

5. Thanks! And ew!

[achtung_circus]

4. I might consider it but

I need an answer to a couple of questions first.

1. Do you get to wear black robes?
2. Do you have a gavel?
3. Do you have access to handcuffs?

[dorktv]

7. Yes x 3 :)

[kanrok]

6. Do I have to call you "Your Honor"

when you're off the bench...come to think of it, that's kinda hot.

[dorktv]

8. Hahaha, no, I would not ask you to.

[SeattleGirl]

9. Congratulations, dorktv!

:bounce:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

10. CONGRATS!!!

That is so exciting!
As for the trophy husband...well, maybe Keith Olbermann is available. :evilgrin:

[dorktv]

11. not someone more cool then me!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

12. You said trophy!

:shrug:

[dorktv]

13. That usually means good looking though right?

Olberman just does not do it for me.

[AntiWarPoster]

29. Olbermann is very attractive

:\

[YellowRubberDuckie]

30. I think he's sexy and distinguished.

I find incredibly intelligent, witty men sexy as hell. :evilgrin:
Duckie

[Robb]

14. You're gonna have to clear up a few things

...such as whether you bother with pants under the robe. I've always wondered that one. :D

[dorktv]

22. Well to be perfectly honest I rarely wear pants...I prefer

to wear knee length business skirts.

[av8rdave]

15. Congrats! I would be in line to apply, but....

I'm already spoken for, and, truth be told, I'm probably not much of a trophy anyway!

Congratulations, Your Honor

[jobycom]

16. Hey! Congo-rats! Judge Dork... has a... well, a ring of some sort to it

:rofl:

No idea on the trophy hubbie. I'm not much of a trophy these days. More like, a dust-bunny husband. I'd lie around under the bed, hiding but still creating work for you when I was one day noticed... Not really a good hubbie for a judge. I'm thinking of calling Britney.

[ThomCat]

17. Congratulations!

I hope you find that trophy husband too! :7

[Seabiscuit]

19. Aside from a Hear, Hear! and Oyez, Oyez! just one question:

Do lawyers really do it in their briefs?

[dorktv]

25. uh....I plead the fifth.

[Generic Brad]

20. I'm assuming fat middle aged married men need not apply

But it never hurts to check.

Congratulation!

[dorktv]

23. no, I actually defeated a fat middle aged married man.

And none of this cheating stuff!

[Kali]

21. Congrats! Wow I checked your profile and you are in my old hometown

Do you know my old neighbor Hugh?

[dorktv]

24. Hallman? I think I met him once.

[Kali]

35. Mr. Mayor

Cracks me up. Who knows a dorky kid brother of the neighbor/classmate that grows up to become a mayor of a fair sized city? Makes me feel OLD!

He and my sister dated for a while too.

[dorktv]

40. Please tell me her taste improved.

[The Straight Story]

26. Well, I am happily married...BUT

For a small fee you can tell people you are sleeping with me or something :) I'll just shrug when asked and go 'yeah, but how could I resist a judge, the power thing turns me on'.

Congrats by the way from me and the wife! Keep us updated on how it goes!

[hfojvt]

27. you never say what the minimum qualifications are

even if it is all based on pictures. I mean, it is always possible, at least in a quantum mechanics sense, that somebody might think Steve Nash is good looking. It could happen.

[dorktv]

39. He is tall, I like tall.

[gr8dane_daddy]

28. Well I am some kind of tuf guy.

Here I am arguing a recent case for a couple of yutes. Does this appeal to you?

[City Lights]

31. Congratulations, dorktv!

:yourock:

[One_Life_To_Give]

32. Congrats,

but I will have to decline on being your trophy husband. We would probably not anymore than get married when you would lock me up and throw away the key. Unless your interested in moving to Utah?

[Deja Q]

33. Okay dokey:

[dorktv]

37. You are very adorable but I am afraid I need to have a human male

rather then an adorable bird. :)

[bigwillq]

34. Congrats!

Good for you! :toast: :bounce: :hi: :hug:

[LSK]

36. heres my pic

(ps: Im not the 2nd most powerful Senator come January, Im the other guy ;))

[dorktv]

38. The grey beard? Do you have any qualifications?

Like can you make small talk and go to dinners that are so boring your brain literally jumps out of your head and runs away?

[barb162]

41. Well ,congratulations!

[meuniermr]

42. Congrats.. More (D) judges is always a good thing..

Now how soon can you run or get to the ct. of appeals? :applause:

[dorktv]

43. Oh I have to finish law school to be on a regular bench. This is a

JP office and they are regular citizens.