The followers of the false Prophet must be stopped now!

[everythingsxen]

I refer to none other than the mad cultists who devote themselves to the so-called "Flying Spaghetti Monster"; proclaiming themselves to be "Touched by his noodly appendage", these misguided and lost souls will be damned for all eternity for their blasphemies.

Unless they repent now...

and accept the spirit of O RLY into their hearts!


As those of us who are followers of the true faith know, our feathered overlord shall descend from the heavens upon feathered wings and biff us toward salvation! Feeling the wing buffet of righteousness, you shall forever cast evil (and any beakable worldly possessions) into the aperture of doom where it shall be beaked forever by a million beaks of beaking ferocity.

REJECT THE FALSE NOODLE!
REPENT NOW!
THE BEAK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH!

[Wonk]

1. Can he be trusted?

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/
Have fun browsing through those if you like. Some are funny, some are pretty stupid.