moisture infiltration damaged or destroyed all its contents

[datasuspect]

no one vacuum sealed the canister.

[Hugin]

1. Typical...

Quite common.

Should be a law.

It was Clinton's fault.

etc.

[datasuspect]

2. that slick willie finds his way out of everything he does.

typical bill clinton.

[Hugin]

3. It's best to tap the seals down with a rubber hammer.

Makes a more secure seal than a press fitting.

[datasuspect]

4. well, i was talking to the valve guy

and he has a uniform flange that will work in this particular application. i left a voicemail and am waiting for his call.

[idgiehkt]

5. just about every intriguing thread title on here

is one you posted.

It's terrible around here when you leave for a while.

[datasuspect]

6. i know, but who else will save the world

if i don't.

keeps me busy what with keeping school buses from falling off the golden gate bridge, reversing the rotation of the earth to make events happen in reverse, banishing zod to the forbidden zone.

[PVnRT]

7. WHY are the Democrats SITTING ON THEIR ASSES?

They should be ADDRESSING this IMPORTANT TOPIC with SPEECHES and PROTESTS and IMPEACHMENT. I DEMAND that they solve this problem NOW!!! I swear, they are NO DIFFERENT than REPUBLICANS.

[datasuspect]

8. actually they are: "H.R. 1178.c A BILL for the Prevention of Moisture Infiltration"

[PVnRT]

9. BULLSHIT

WHY haven't they PASSED it yet? Don't WE control Congress now? The DEMOCRATS are just sitting around, raking in corporate money while MOISTURE CORRUPTS OUR DATA. I'm voting GREEN from now on!

[Rosemary2205]

10. Can I just say

I'm too damn stupid to know what you people are talking about. :)

[greatauntoftriplets]

11. It's a Karl Rove diversion!!!

When is Fitzmas coming?