I am assimilated!

[hijinx87]

I just noticed that I am a total lounge person.

I used to only post in GD: P.

This is all someone else's fault. ;)

[KitchenWitch]

1. Resisitance is futile!

:hi:

[hijinx87]

3. you guys totally own me!

:)

[Deja Q]

2. Mine! I deserve to be punished!

Spank me! Spank me hard! Then eat a twinkie! :rofl:

[hijinx87]

4. leave it to the loungers to make me scratch my head . . .

I will probably never figure out what that one meant. :)

[SPKrazy]

5. Meh Too!

Now, I can't stand anywhere but the lounge

IT'S ADDICTIVE

:evilgrin:

[hijinx87]

6. it's a forum about . . . .

"whatever".

I love it!

[SPKrazy]

7. Whatever....

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. The Lounge is the crack house of DU

:crazy:

[crim son]

10. Speak for yourself, lady.

For me, it's an opium den :P

[Haole Girl]

15. Ha-ha!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:





Where is our 12-step program? :cry:

[crim son]

19. For me, it's called "a job.'

Won't happen for a while however.

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. Well.

I guess SOMEONE is just too good for crack, then, huh? :eyes:




:rofl:

[crim son]

23. I'd like to think so!

Also too sexy for my shirt...

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Are you now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Y8j--JLpI

[crim son]

32. OMG.

An animated boy toy. But have you heard as I have that guys that ripped have nothing left for... you know. I prefer this:

[RevolutionaryActs]

35. Yes, I know.

[crim son]

37. shitshitshit.

Now that I've broken off the exchange of passionate words with Starbucks Anarchist I must find somebody equally adorable to relieve these cravings. Preferably with brown eyes but beggars can't be choosers! :freak:

On edit. Off. OFF! I'm having trouble with typos tonight and this is your official notice that I'm not going to correct any more of them.

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. Go start a thread, I bet you'll have more than one volunteer.

:P

[crim son]

42. If I do that then Redstone will arise from his bed to remind me

that desperation is "not becoming" and he's so right. Oh dear. I'm going to get a glass of wine.

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. It's not desperate, it's fun!

:silly:

[crim son]

44. I think so.

So you do it for me :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

45. "crim son needs a new flirt buddy."

Since she is far to busy to monitor this thread herself, I am doing so for her. Please direct all applications, and any PMs you may need to send along with your application (:evilgrin:), to me. Thank you.




Sound good? :rofl:

[crim son]

46. Oh yeah.

I particularly like the idea of an application process! You are a GENIUS! :rofl: Wait a minute... I think I'm getting screwn on this one...

[RevolutionaryActs]

48. Isn't that the point?

:hide:

[crim son]

49. I refuse to answer on the grounds

that I might incriminate myself. Luckily for DU males, I live way up here at the end of the world. I can't find them and they can't find me!

[RevolutionaryActs]

50. bwhahahahaha

I don't know, they might like to be found. :shrug:

[crim son]

51. I'll let you know when that happens.

I'm forever offering bed and board for brown-eyed men, and nobody has shown up. :wtf:

[RevolutionaryActs]

53. I wouldn't take it too personally.

Men tend to have horrible sense of direction. ;)

[hijinx87]

17. then count me as an addict.

;)

[BarenakedLady]

25. No, it's where I pick up my victims....

I mean my male "friends"...:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. Are you the black widow?

:shrug:

[BarenakedLady]

29. Could be

I do kill relationships with men left and right...LOL! :rofl:

Too bad I don't kill them, eh?

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. Just don't turn into the Black Mamba.

[BarenakedLady]

36. I will Kill Bill

and all that cross me....

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

38. And all that while

packing these suckers around.





I don't know why this picture comes up when you search for kill bill, but whatever.

[crim son]

9. Nope, it's your fault.

You a) enjoy conversation that rarely if ever results in being personally insulted, b) have a broad range of talents and interests and recognize isn't all bad news all the time and c) you have no freakin' willpower.

HaHA! We've got you now :evilgrin:

[hijinx87]

11. all of the above.

I just love the place. :)

[crim son]

12. It does grow on you

and then it begins to inhabit you, like dust mites inhabit your bedroom mattress.

[hijinx87]

13. it matches my personality

I have a very unique sense of humor.

[crim son]

14. Me, I lack a sense of humor

but I appreciate people who do not.

[hijinx87]

16. I ultimately piss off a lot of people.

I actually wish sometimes that I didn't have it.

[crim son]

18. I will bear it in mind and not reject you when you astonish/

shock/insult me in jest. It happens! :pals:

[hijinx87]

20. fuck you

see? it just happened. I thought that was funny as shit :)

[crim son]

22. (said with a tight smile)

Yeah, fucking hilarious. :rofl:

[hijinx87]

24. well, it is what it is.

thanks for taking it the right way. :)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

28. It's probably MY fault!

Welcome to the Lounge!

I live, and love, right here!

This place is my home.........:loveya:

[crim son]

30. I don't doubt it.

I blame you for my addiction :7

[CaliforniaPeggy]

31. I am most happy to take that burden!

It's the least I can do, after all........ :hug:

[crim son]

34. ...

It wouldn't be the same Lounge without your presence, Peg. We luv you :loveya:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

41. My dear crim son........

I know you do, sweetie........and it fills me with joy......:loveya:

[SPKrazy]

47. You Are In Charge Here

we obey, we are assimilated
we are Peggy's people

we love Peggy

we serve Peggy

BTW, is this a sex thread yet?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I don't know what came over me Peggy! But I love ya!

:hug: :loveya:

[hijinx87]

54. it is, in fact, at least partially your fault.

I asked you guys to help me get past my last 5 posts
before I hit 1,000.

you responded affectionately. so, strictly speaking, it
is your fault.

[mentalsolstice]

40. It tickles...

...I've been browsing here awhile, and it tickles me right where I need to be tickled!

[JackBeck]

52. Come here my child.

Come nestle in my armpit while I comfort you from your misguided ways.

B-)