Joke

[mykpart]

A couple goes into a bar and sit down. The bartender asks them what they would like to drink. The man says, "I'll have a scotch & soda" and turning to the woman says, "What do you want, Douchebag?"

The bartender rushes to her defense. He says, "I'm sorry, sir, but I simply can't allow you to talk to a lady that way in my place. Now, ma'am, what will you have?"

The woman smiles shyly and says, "I'll have vinegar and water!"