It's the jock-itch thread!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

The one you've been waiting for since yesterday! :bounce:

I'm surprised Lysol didn't have a cure...

[Goblinmonger]

1. What, we don't get

some nice big apperatus to take care of the problem, just some weak-assed spray can. It's sexism, I tell you.

[Burma Jones]

2. There's always this......

[Goblinmonger]

3. Well that's just mean.

And a little small.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. Most of my guy friends say they use this stuff on everything under the sun

[Goblinmonger]

7. Oooooooh

it LUBRICATES. Very nice.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. AND removes rust!

:rofl:

[trof]

11. That is SO last century.

HERE'S the stuff:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Ah, but THIS product is deodorized!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. I'm back now...

I had to clean up the tea that just sprayed all over the monitor. :spray:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. ...or at least something that vibrates.

[trof]

8. You're making me all itchy.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Here...

[Danger Mouse]

13. "What's the matter, Ronnie? Masculine itching?" "How'd you know?"

A classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-dPuI6of2s

"but with just two fingers of the patented oily balm applied to the affected area..."

[EstimatedProphet]

14. Well, Pine-Sol has a spray-on solution...

:)