A Zen Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor.....and says.....

[HEyHEY]

"Make me one with everything."

Wokka wokka!

[fizzgig]

1. the vendor hands the buddhist the dog,

the buddhist gives the vendor a $20 bill. the vendor puts the bill in his money box and moves on to the next customer.

the buddhist asks the vendor for his change and the vendor says....

























"change comes from within."

:hide:

[billyskank]

5. .

:*

[petronius]

2. Dammit - it's 10 minutes to bedtime, and I'm jonesin' for a hot dog,

thanks to you... :grr:

[jpgray]

3. Ahab says to Starbuck: "We're all out of whale hooks at the whale rendering plant.

"Do you know what that means?"

"Sure! Whale oil beef hooked."

[HEyHEY]

4. bad, bad newfie joke

[billyskank]

6. The Maharishi Mahesh Yogi was at the dentist for a filling

the dentist asked him if he required gas, but the Maharishi replied, "no thank you. I transcend dental medication."

[krispos42]

7. Okay,..

Two Orthodox Jews walk into a bar in Brooklyn and say "Ow"...
























Well, would you if you walked into a bar?!?