Priceless:

[idgiehkt]

The look on my sister-in-law's face when I told her that I'd just backed in to her shiny red mustang last night as I was leaving to go to work.

:rofl:

Had any priceless moments lately?

[crim son]

1. Last night? Did you really?

hehehe. Bad, bad idg.

Priceless? It might have been the look on my face last weekend when the bartender asked me if I was interested in a little action, no strings attached. Young, cute and built but :wtf: You could say that moments of this sort beginning to blend into one another.

[idgiehkt]

2. "a little action, no strings attached"

:rofl:

priceless indeed. Young, cute and built might make that a tough proposal to turn down.

Yes I did. I did verily smacketh the 'stang last night.

:rofl:

I hope it's okay, it just has bumper black smeared all over the front fender, no dents. My brother said he could buff it out. I hope so, the last thing I need is for my insurance to go up.

But I will never forget the look on her face when I told her, it was pure murderous rage boiling up. That is her baby...they go without water for a week because they didn't pay the bill (around $15 a month, I think), but she's gonna drive that high payment car. So weird.

[crim son]

3. It's not as if I go out scantily clad. I think it's my laugh... loud and long,

so people think I'm nuts. Whatever. :eyes:

I sense your real pleasure at having dinged the 'stang. I love it!

[idgiehkt]

4. It was just the look on her face.

I'll never forget it. I won't be so happy if I have to pay to have the fender repainted, hopefully it is not that bad though. for the noise it made when I hit it it should have been a lot worse.

[Cabcere]

9. Maybe it's just me, but...

"smacketh the 'stang" sounds like a euphemism. ;)

*crickets chirping* Just me? Okay, then.

*slinks out of the thread*

[graywarrior]

10. Ooo, sounds tempting.

[crim son]

11. I wouldn't It was enough to know that I could.

:7

I didn't want to be one of the ten he screws every weekend. I've had great sex and I've had love and now I'm looking for the whole package!

[BarenakedLady]

12. That's a myth

There is no such thing...sort of like unicorns.

:hi:

[crim son]

15. Well, I had a taste of it and I'm not settling for anything different.

Guess that means it's you and me, huh babe? :hi: :loveya: :hug:

[BarenakedLady]

16. I guess so...

We can buy a little house in the country and collect cats and balls of twine. :hug:

[crim son]

17. And grow fruit and every now and then drive into town and have

ourselves a good meal. (I'm trying to make this sound appealing. Work with me!) :hug:

[BarenakedLady]

18. And veggies...don't forget the veggies

I'll always wear big staw hats and flip flops. Then let my hair stay long and go totally grey. We can scare all the local kids and tell them we are witches. :)

Sorry, my mind works that way. :rofl:

[crim son]

20. Well, mine too. We gotta have our fun.

I wear a woven safari hat when I garden, though, and red rubber clogs, because I want to look sexay!

[BarenakedLady]

22. Then you gotta wear Crocs...nothing says sexay...

like a pair of neon colored Crocs.

*actually I love my black ones...shhhhhhh don't tell*

Damn, I miss gardening. Maybe I'll try again this year...

[crim son]

23. I keep hoping I'll be in my new house by spring so I can

start some roses and at least a few tomato plants. I was just going through "Gardener's Supply" catalogue. I need six hundred bucks to buy me one of those tiered seed-starting deals. I'm a gardening fool.

[BarenakedLady]

25. I used to be.

I had a huge garden in RI (it was my grandfather's before he died). I did peppers, tomatoes (my fav), sweet peas, carrots (never worked well), zucchini and yellow squash up the wazoo, rubarb (that plant was probably older than me!) I think it is still there in the corner. lol.

Unfortunately here, the soil is basically clay. I'd have to dig a trench probably and put some usable soil in it for anything to grow. Then there is the deer/rabbit factor...*sigh*

I tried to do pots on the deck with cherry tomatoes, but it didn't work out so well. We do have a lot of things that grow wild here though...strawberries, blackberries, apples galore (I think this was an orchard at one point...many mysterious varieties), and a couple of pear trees (but they aren't very edible.

[texas1928]

5. If it had been my Mustang...

OH LORD... You don't want to be you.

[idgiehkt]

7. people do love their 'stangs

In this case though, it's a major point of contention in my family, because they go without stuff like phone and water but that car payment (and my brother, the breadwinner drives a beater) gets paid come hell or no water.

[Haole Girl]

6. A compliment.. the 2nd day we were in Hawaii...

..he looked at me and said, "You look like an island girl." And it was the smile..when he said it. It was worth more than a million dollars and one of the highest compliments he ever gave me (you really needed to be there). :D

[idgiehkt]

Island girl

that is so sweet. What a man, what a man, what a mighty-fine man...(for some reason that En Vogue song just popped into my head.

[crim son]

8. That's cute! n/t

[The Traveler]

13. At least it was a Rustang

and not a Camaro. If it had been a Camaro, I'd uv had to spank ya!

[idgiehkt]

19. damn

chalk it up to a missed opportunity. :hi:

[The Traveler]

24. Oooh ... you ... you ... you ....

Sweet naughty grrl. Bad idgi. Bad!

:spank:

[idgiehkt]

26. bad

in a good way.

sorry it took me an hour to see this. :)

[The Traveler]

27. Hey I like ya

I think yer cure. I think yer hawt! I think I really want you to stay away from my Camaro!

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

28. take the t-top off and lets go for a spin!

whadya say? :hi:

[The Traveler]

29. Alas, not a T-Top

But I do own an air saw so something can be arranged!

:hi:

[idgiehkt]

30. I guess this time of year

is a little cool for that anyway. We can just snuggle up to the heater. :hug:

[The Traveler]

31. You just lean over this way,

snuggle up and I'll keep ya warm we while thunder down the road and heat up some curves ... :hug:

[idgiehkt]

32. I'm there

Snuggling right now, as we speak. Mmmm, all snuggled up, nice and warm. Toasty. :hug:
Now what was this about heating up some curves? ;)

[The Traveler]

33. A starlit nght

you, me, and a road heading to be beach. Hmmmm :)

[idgiehkt]

34. sounds good

a little campfire on the beach. It works for me. When the weather warms up a bit, perhaps...

[The Traveler]

35. Damn weather!

I guess that's why they call it winter, eh?

:(

[idgiehkt]

36. yep

I only say that because I spent two weeks in the hospital with pneumonia after saying 'weather be damned' and going camping in freezing temperatures. Of course, if the car heater is working, then we could retreat there if we got too cold on the beach. :hug: I know what I'll be dreaming about tonight. :) I have to go to bed, my shoulder has been killing me all day and I'm whupped, can't fight the pain any longer. Goodnight, Mr. Traveler, see you round these parts tomorrow or thereabouts! :hi:

[The Traveler]

37. Whenever I see ya

it will be good to see ya! Take care of that shoulder, darlin'. In the meantime, remember that the heater works great ... :hug:

[NewJeffCT]

14. My now almost 4 year old daughter...

Who is probably going to give me heart attacks when she gets older...

But, a few months back, she was sound asleep at night for a few hours... then, she woke up coughing violently, and then vomited a few times. Of course, since she had been sleeping for a few hours, she didn't go right back to sleep. However, a few minutes after she was done vomiting, she would run into the bathroom and say she had to vomit - only she'd pick up a glass of water, take a quick swig and spit it into the toilet like she was vomiting. Then, she'd come out with a big grin on her face. I was too busy cracking up that her she was vomiting for real not 10 minutes earlier and was now playing a game with it to get mad or anything.

Or, the time about a year ago, not long after she finally got potty-trained (she was very stubborn)... I had gotten up first on the weekend (as usual) and gone down to eat my breakfast and drink my coffee. I come up to find her in our bed, wide awake... she yells out "daddy daddy, I had an accident." (meaning, she just pee'd in our bed...) I run towards the bed, and then she announces, "I'm just joking" - and she was.

[idgiehkt]

21. lol

that is so cute her pulling your strings like that. I can't imagine joking about throwing up that soon after doing it, that is one of my least favorite activities and I will go to many lengths to avoid it, and after I'm done I have to have hours of recovery time, lol.