HAHAHA! Worst line ever used in a diet ad on tv!

[Liberal Veteran]

"My wife told me I'm not as disgusting to her as I used to be."

:eyes:


Well, thank god for the glycemic index, so now you are slightly less disgusting to your wife.

[Deja Q]

1. Worst. Selling. Point. Ever...

:crazy:

[Liberal Veteran]

2. When I heard that, my boyfriend and I looked at each other and busted out laughing.

:rofl:

[sakabatou]

3. Yeah

That totally makes me want to buy it.

[Left Is Write]

4. Are you serious? Sick.

That's just sick.

"Gee, honey, you're not as disgusting now as you were before!"

What a loving wife.

[jane_pippin]

5. I like that it's 'not "as" disgusting.'

"I still find you disgusting, but not nearly as much as you were, honey!"

What a horrible sentiment.

[Deja Q]

6. It's 21st Century America. Civility and assisting be damned, sarcasm and spitting is preferred.

:shrug:

[Liberal Veteran]

7. I was kinda struck by that as well.

It's comedy gold.

[Liberal Veteran]

8. Oh, look! I found the video on the web.

You really can find anything on the web!

http://www.sumo.tv/video/785107

[YDogg]

9. John Kruk. I'm guessing that's code for "now I have buck wild sex 24/7, brah."

[Deja Q]

10. That'll help burn calories too!

:woohoo:

:rofl:

[YDogg]

13. A handful at a time.

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

11. I know, it's a terrible line.

[flvegan]

12. Nutrisystem, the home of "*Results not typical"

Their leverage of the glycemic index is moronic.