Marriage

[Cheney Killed Bambi]

A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, Painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 Years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she'd endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand......embraced and kissed her passionately.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The Therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week........Can you do this?

The husband thought for moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

[SPKrazy]

1. Booooo!

:shrug:

stereotyping

[Cheney Killed Bambi]

2. I know, but I thought it was funny

should I delete?

[SPKrazy]

3. No...

I'm just giving you a hard time

its funny

except that my wife and I went in for counseling and the complaints I had were the ones she (in the joke) had

:shrug:

only the therapist didn't get up and kiss and embrace me

[Cheney Killed Bambi]

4. Cool

It's funny, because the husband's reaction is so not the reaction you would expect, but, nevertheless, it's so perfect.

[Ariana Celeste]

5. hehehe

that's good