What's the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen?

[Deja Q]

I saw one this morning:

"I support:
People Eating Tasty Animals (PETA)"

It was on a truck of a local fishery. Definitely not a big corporate label I'm familiar with...

I'd probably ask the driver or call 'em up asking about mercury concerns, but otherwise...

[ElsewheresDaughter]

1. my karma ran over my dogma

[Jack_Dawson]

2. "Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot"

[dolo amber]

3. I always giggle at

"Bad Cop, No Donut"

:D

[Lisa0825]

4. I saw that one last week!!!

CRACKED ME UP!!!LOL:-)

[roguevalley]

75. I see dumb people.

[NoPasaran]

5. "Keep honking. I am reloading"

Funniest placement of a bumper sticker:
"Nader for President" on a Corvair

[TheDebbieDee]

6. This is also my signature..........

Always remember that you are unique - just like everyone else.

[Deja Q]

23. Welcome to DU!!

:party: :bounce:

Love that sig line! :D :yourock:

Do I like using graphical smilies and such? :thumbsup:

[Military Brat]

7. Kill A Commie Whale For Jesus

I don't know why, it's stupid but it makes me laugh.

[kixot]

8. Buck Fush

There's plenty of really good ones here:

http://unamerican.com/catalog/index.htm

honorable mention: "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."

[slackmaster]

9. Visualize Whirled Peas

And:

Visualize Using Your Turn Signal

[Catholic Sensation]

10. Jesus was my co-pilot

till I crashed into a mountain and had to eat him.

[MercutioATC]

51. I have that one on my car...

I get some strange looks...

[Waistdeep]

11. "I brake for hallucinations"

is my favorite. In second place is:
"Geologists know what makes the bedrock"

[VOX]

17. Beat me to it! My favorite too...

:toast:

[Bronco69]

12. "God is coming...

and she is pissed!"

[VOX]

19. Variant: "Jesus Is Coming -- Look Busy!"

:toast:

[Webster Green]

39. That was always my favorite......

I had it on my truck about 10 years ago. I can't count the number of times people would pull up next to me laughing hysterically.

[Afraid of My Shadow]

55. Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole. (eom)

[proud patriot]

13. I think therefore I don't listen to rush limbaugh

It's on my car :evilgrin:

[Bluzmann57]

14. "The Religious Right is neither"

nt

[displacedtexan]

15. My Goddess gave birth to your God

Run! It's the war of the invisible cloud beings!

[sbj405]

16. Leadership, Integrity, Ethics - Bush* 2004

Unfortunately, I think they were serious. It was on a work truck. I definitely know where I'm not getting carpet ever.

[Deja Q]

24. Welcome to DU!!! ...

Yeah, that's a sad bumper sticker too. Gives the initials of "BS" a new meaning...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. One like this:

"I MY DOG"

[ElsewheresDaughter]

20. I Brake For No Apparent Reason

[stevebreeze]

21. die yuppie scum.....it was on a Porsche

:kick:

[Deja Q]

27. Maybe it was on a second-hand Porsche?

:D :shrug:

[CanuckAmok]

28. I bet it was "tagged"

When I was a teenager, some guys I knew (not me, honest!) went to the rich side of town with a handful of those 'wildlife' stickers you see on older RVs. You know, the salmon, the bear, the moose, the trout, etc. They stuck them on the backs of any fancy car they could find. It was like every Bimmer and Mercedes in town looked like it parked at the local KOA.

[Deja Q]

32. ROTFLMAO!!

That's great!

It's also easy to remove most bumper stickers, without having to go to a body shop to spend $300...

[solinvictus]

69. Save Our Environment

Or a customized wildlife state plate...........


Stuck on a Range Rover. This happens a lot at the local organic grocery which is in a severely yuppy part of Chattanooga.

[Mr. McD]

22. I like

Witch on board
Tailgaters will be Toad

[CanuckAmok]

25. "Fat People are Harder to Kidnap" n/t

[Afraid of My Shadow]

54. I may be fat but you're ugly and I can diet (eom)

[arwalden]

26. WARNING: In Case Of Rapture This Vechicle Will Have No Driver

(or words to that effect)

-- Allen

[RBitt]

31. Reality is for People who can't handle Drugs.

might be true.

[DoNotRefill]

70. If I find your empty car after the rapture...

can I keep it?

[WWW]

29. My other car is a broom ;) n/t

[NightTrain]

30. American Pediatric Association: "People pulling people out of people."

n/t

[Ruby Romaine]

33. have you seen

BUSH CHENEY 1984
??

it would be funnier if they hadn't ruined the world so much!!!!

[Skittles]

34. "DON'T LAUGH: YOUR DAUGHTER MAY BE INSIDE"

on a classic beat up "flower power" van in 1970.

[SheilaT]

35. "I've been a little cranky

ever since that house fell on my sister"

[lazarus]

36. This one is situational

In Brewton, Alabama (very small town):

"If you can read this,
You're too close!"

Not that funny, right?

It was on the front bumper.

I kid you not.

[11 Bravo]

37. "Vote Republican, it's easier than thinking",

and "GW Bush: How dumb is too dumb?" I have both on my vehicle, but I really need a "Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot" sticker.

[ProudGerman]

38. Don't like this country? Give it back!

On a pick up truck driven by a Native American. Love that one.

[PsN2Wind]

40. You have to know the context

but it was "Richard Nixon's father should have pulled out sooner"

[jburton]

41. from a local tattoo shop

"Jeffrey Dahmer says "Tattoos taste great!"

[boneygrey]

42. Not a bumper sticker but a personalized plate that said

ONPROZAC

[neebob]

43. My favorites

Don't like my driving? Get off the sidewalk!

and

DAM (Mothers Against Dyslexia)

[St. Jarvitude]

44. Well, it wasn't really a bumper sticker

But written on the back of the car was:

HONK IF ANYTHING FALLS OFF!!

[BrotherBuzz]

71. Well, another "it wasn't really a bumper sticker"

I was driving behind a motorcyclist wearing a tee shirt that read:

If you can read this my wife fell off.

[gator_in_Ontario]

45. Favorite:

Do You Think You Could Drive Any Better With That Cell Phone Up Your Ass?

Runner up: It's Time To Trim The Bushes (seen in FL)

[SaveElmer]

46. What Would Scooby Do

I had to pull over I was laughing so hard the first time I saw that one!

[PsN2Wind]

47. On second thought

it would have to be "Gas, grass or ass but nobody rides for free"

[roguevalley]

76. I owe, I owe, its off to work I go.

[NightTrain]

48. I used to see this one in Florida a lot

"When I get old, I'm moving north and driving slow."

[Rocinante]

49. Slam On Your Brakes If You're Stoned

nt

[dolo amber]

50. My 13 yr old

said she saw this one at school:

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

:D

[Lefta Dissenter]

52. Born OK the First Time

Not sure my born again sister appreciates the humor... :shrug:

[chicaloca]

63. oooh, that reminds me of one I saw....

"If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?"

[Afraid of My Shadow]

53. This bumper sticker seen in Reno

after California instituted its statewide ban on smoking in public:

Welcome to Nevada
California's Designated Smoking Area

[Insider]

56. 'BACK UP, I'm not that kind of car'

tee hee

[maxanne]

57. best vanity plate

on a new VW bug, in that light, metallic green - license plate:
WASABI

perfect

[A HERETIC I AM]

58. "My other car is a piece of shit too"

n/t

[havocmom]

59. My wayward daughter got one of those Darwin fish for her car

but instead of Darwin or evolve, the inside of her's has "'n chips"

[ScreamingMeemie]

60. "Because nothing says asshole quite like a Hummer"

I thought that was funny. A friend of mine saw it.

[maxanne]

61. Our NH governor

drives a Humvee, hence the sticker: Governor Hummer is a Bummer.

[solinvictus]

62. Reelect Bush in 2004

[scarlet_owl]

64. In response to those "In case of rapture..." stickers, I like

"In case of rapture, can I have your car?"

[A HERETIC I AM]

67. In case of rapture, I'll be at your place taking your stuff

or..."When the rapture comes, there will be more room for the rest of us"

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

65. If you have to ride it. Why don't you kiss it?

[Lindsey]

66. Your Life is not my fault and...

My kid beat up your honor student!

[waywest]

68. Watch out for the idiot behind me.

nt

[DoNotRefill]

72. The only problem with Baptists..

is that they don't hold them under long enough.

[Shanty Oilish]

73. Impeach the Cox Sacker

This referred to Nixon who had fired one Archibald Cox, Watergate special prosecutor.

[SheilaT]

77. Yes! Yes!

I remember that one. It was by far the best of the bumper stickers that came out during the Watergate stuff.

[Cat Atomic]

74. "We like it very much!" and "Watch out for snakes!"

Some MST3K fan.

[SheilaT]

78. Rugby Players Eat Their Dead

For those of you too young to know the context, I saw this one a while after the rugby team that crashed in the Andes and resorted to cannibalism to survive. It happened some time in the early 70's.

[rustydog]

79. here's mine:

BU**
SH**

[TOhioLiberal]

80. How about..

Viagra: The quicker dicker picker-upper

Or the one on my car:

My other vehicle is the Starship Enterprise.

Trekkerlass