Which Democratic candidate are you....um...

[eyesroll]

Trying to keep this from getting locked as a sex thread. So play nice.

But: Nerve.com has a quiz.
It's actually kind of amusing (if you don't take it seriously). It's also a bit graphic. Click at your own risk.

http://www.nerve.com/regulars/quickies/democrats/

(Um...I'm apparently Clark, but not by much.)

[dolo amber]

1. I was

some dude called "Whitacre"...:shrug:

;)

Actually, I was so all over the place, I think I ended up somewhere between Moseley-Braun and Clark. But I had a Gephardt in there which was such a major turn-off I may have counted wrong after that. :scared:

edit: Had a couple Sharptons in there as well which is clearly excellent. :D

[supernova]

2. OMG!

Those are some of the funniest descriptions ever. :D

I appear to be Kerry with a little Sharpton and Moseley-Braun mixed in. :D

[KCDem]

3. I was slightly Gephart

and TXLib is Dean.

We both like the description of Kucinich (can I post it here?)

DENNIS KUCINICH: Anal play? No problem — you'll bring your own dildo! Golden shower? Hey, it's a free country! Fisting? If it makes you happy! Your determination to allow every freedom can move quickly from endearing to obnoxious, but even your most unsatisfied partners admire your zeal.

[Kat45]

4. I've got a little of every candidate--

No real majority for anyone.

[IronLionZion]

5. once you go black you never go back

Sharpton and CMB for me