I know many don't have my sense of "humor" but I think this is pretty funny:

[crim son]

"Dear Carbs"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWXUi8fOJA4

[Scooter24]

1. lol...

Had me :rofl: at the "spelling" part in the first letter.

[crim son]

2. I loved "Jujube... (spelling?)"

:rofl:

[Scooter24]

3. poor pie :(

:P

[crim son]

4. I know how it feels.

[Richard Steele]

5. That started out slow...but I was laughing out loud by the time it got to the "vegetables" letter!

Broccoli/Andy Capp...OMG!ROFL!!!

No spoilers here, folks- see it for yourself! :)

[crim son]

6. hehe.

Glad you thought it was worth slogging through. :)

[SPKrazy]

7. Oh Dear Gawds!

the Yeti stepped on my back...


:spray:



:rofl:


good one!

[crim son]

8. Bizarre, no?

Of course it was one of my kids who showed it to me. I'm a very bad, bad mother. :D

[SPKrazy]

11. Bad... Bad....

:rofl:

[gemdem]

12. Very bad...

:spank:

Not really. Thought it was pretty good, although the ending was a surprise.

:hi:

[Danger Mouse]

9. You don't have a sense of humor. You drain blood from the living

in humorless fashion.
There is no comedy in this.
For shame! To a nunnery, go!
I haven't been huffing glue. I have no idea what you're talking about.

[crim son]

10. I'm already in the nunnery, Elrond.

Pass the glue.

[Danger Mouse]

13. By choice?

:)
This glue is all mine, but I might be convinced to share it with a special someone.

[crim son]

14. I'm special, sorta.

Sometimes. :loveya:

On edit. By choice? Are you kidding me?

[Danger Mouse]

15. So Hamlet gave you the boot and sent thee to a nunnery.

I understand.
Darling, you're special enough to share my glue with, anytime. :pals:

[crim son]

16. It wasn't Hamlet, 'twas Polonius in his latter years.

Same deal though.

[Danger Mouse]

17. You deserve better than that, though.

Much better.

[crim son]

18. So do we all.

Let's wait patiently until s/he shows up. :hug:

[Danger Mouse]

19. Think it could be a she as well, huh?

Interesting.

[crim son]

20. The "she" is for you!

:eyes:

[Danger Mouse]

21. Ohhh, right. My bad.

Psh, I'm not holding my breath for anything anytime soon.

[crim son]

25. Well, you're still young enough to wait ten years or more

and still be considered young and eligible.

[Danger Mouse]

27. I'd rather not wait that long.

Just saw the musical 'Company' recently, and the main character in that one waits till he's 35 to finally decide on getting married.
I ain't waiting that long, not by choice at least.

[crim son]

29. Well, it will probably be your choice, won't it?

No, I know what you mean and do not "settle." Life is long.

[Danger Mouse]

30. I won't settle, but I won't deny myself either.

Balance in all things.
You know, you're a pretty good catch yourself, love.

[crim son]

31. Hmmm.

I think I RAWK! but the guys don't seem to be catching on :) Thank you my dear.

[Danger Mouse]

33. I'm glad you think you RAWK.

Guys just have lousy taste.
Seriously. Terrible taste.
In a world where you aren't trailed by admirers wherever you may roam, it just ain't right :P

[crim son]

34. Oh STOP IT!

:blush: Same to you. :loveya:

[Danger Mouse]

36. Made you blush! I win.

:)
I love nothing more than making people that I greatly care about feel special and appreciated.
I derive a sick gratification from it, you see.

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. roflmfao

holy shit! that is hysterical! :rofl:

[crim son]

23. See, I thought so!

It hasn't gotten much of a reception though. :(

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Then people are just dumb, that's so damn funny!

:rofl:

[Shine]

24. Hey, I laughed.

I thought it was effing hysterical! :rofl:

[crim son]

26. Yay!

There's more than one weirdo here, I just knew it!

[wildhorses]

32. speaking as someone on atkins---

i miss my carbs:cry:

hmmm...pie:bounce:

[crim son]

35. That pie misses you too, sweetie.

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

37. can your son be my repalcement for pie??

I keed i keed...

how old is he again?


gawd i am a dirty old woman:blush:

but he is a cutie pie:)

did someone say PIE:bounce:

[crim son]

39. I get these jokes fairly regularly from my women friends.

One of my girlfriends who's always praising Juergen has a twelve-year-old daughter. As they were driving down our street they passed my son. Karen (my friend) said, "Did you see that boy? That's Juergen PXXX." "I know," her daughter responded, "but you're too old for him." It still cracks me up.

Almost fourteen. I like them at least ten years older. :rofl:

[wildhorses]

41. that hair-do is adorable!!

i just love a guy who lets me play in their hair:P

[crim son]

42. He has his finer qualities.

He will regularly call you "beautiful" for no reason, and split the last cookie with you.

[wildhorses]

43. sounds like my kinda guy

:thumbsup:

keep up the good work ma!!

[mentalsolstice]

38. I haven't had time to watch it much!

But when I heat up my leftover fettuccine alfredo tomorrow for lunch, I promise to watch it in it's entirety! Scout's honor, or break my mother's back each time I step on a crack!

[crim son]

40. I'm going to hold you to that.

Else I'll show up at your door and demand to use your bathroom!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

44. My dear crim son!

I fucking loved it!

And how it built! Wow!

It just got funnier and funnier!

I want you to know that I had to turn off Beethoven's Ninth in order to hear this!

And it was so worth it!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[crim son]

45. Haha! I had to turn the laptop volume down

so the STBE would only hear the Vivaldi and not the YouTube! Glad you enjoyed it. :hug: :loveya: :hug:

[Redstone]

46. Oh, that was God DAMN funny!

Redstone

[crim son]

47. Why does your endorsement

feel like praise? Laughing. You are the Emperor of the Lounge, Redstone. :hi:

[Redstone]

48. Thank you too much. I did actually laugh out loud. More than once.

Redstone