When's the last time I told you I hated emotions?

[Deja Q]

You know, absolutely, utterly, and unconditionally HATE FRIGGING EMOTIONS?

:rofl:

It's almost as bad as tv shows going overboard with maudlin drama and getting all those cues as to when to cry and so on... empty and petty.

[Deja Q]

1. oh, I forgot to add:

:popcorn:

[Random_Australian]

2. Better than feeling like a lump of wood. Not as good as bieng really angry that there are a BILLION

people without clean drinking water.

[KitchenWitch]

3. Then why the fuck do you use them all the time!

:P

[Deja Q]

4. My emotions or my lump of wood?

:spray:

[KitchenWitch]

5. Both!

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

6. Sorry, but my wood has remained a lump for quite some time now...

:rofl:

[querelle]

14. I Could Fix That! n/t

[Deja Q]

30. Now that's evidence I could reform to!

:9 :D

[crim son]

32. I was wondering why you didn't address him immediately.

He's cute as hell, you know!

[querelle]

33. Why Thank You!

:blush:

Q

[crim son]

35. Certainly.

I made a note of it a while back.

[querelle]

51. Here's Me Again............

I are cute ain't I?

Q

[crim son]

52. I know perfectly well this picture isn't for my benefit.

:pals:

[Deja Q]

38. Well, if you're thinking what I think I'm thinking,

how's about we get us a couple of passports and mosy on up to Canada? :D

(Oh, I've also been posting in other threads, playing an online game, and working on upper leg and bicep and trapezoidal muscle development; triceps and quads tomorrow...)

[crim son]

7. I once thought they were a fine adornment to daily living but I've

lately lost the ability to either predict or fully control how I'm going to feel from one day or even one moment to the next. Since emotions aren't always rational, you can't explain strange behavior by referring to your emotions as an excuse: people get disgusted. Sometimes I think living alone in a cave would be a good solution.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. Can I join you?

:D

[crim son]

9. I don't think you could tolerate it BUT

we could give it a try. :D

[Starbucks Anarchist]

10. Oh, I'll tolerate the hell out of it.

:D

[crim son]

11. ...

Me, happy:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

12. Yeah, shake it!

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

13. Not with an audience!

of more than one. :evilgrin:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

15. You'll have to approach the bench.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

16. I so much want to approach the bench.

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

17. Don't make me break out the gavel!

:rofl:

[crim son]

18. Please take out the gavel.

I need to be.... :blush:

... pounded. :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

19. ...

:blush: :rofl: :evilgrin:

Damn this robe! The zipper's stuck! :mad:

[crim son]

20. Let me help.

:7

[Starbucks Anarchist]

21. Faster, damnit!

I got things to do! :P

[crim son]

22. I seriously hope you're not talking about stepping out for groceries.

Although as I recall I did leave you naked in Maine once so I guess I have it coming. Do I? :evilgrin:

We're gonna get this locked.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

23. You got a whole lot coming.

:evilgrin:

Locked in 5, 4, 3...

[crim son]

24. We must have the *tolerant* mods on tonight.

I really can't think of what to say next, 'cept... wanna cigarette? :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

25. Oh, I finished awhile back.

x( :rofl: :smoke:

[crim son]

27. I suppose I should be flattered!

Listen, if you plan on joining me in the cave I'm going to need LOTS of adjudication. My transgressions are endless and continual punishment will be necessary if you want to keep the peace.

Just so you understand.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

29. Your rap sheet could cover your entire body.

For good behavior, I'll consider ripping it off. :evilgrin: :hide:

[crim son]

31. I am the wit and soul of *good * behavior

when the right occasion presents itself. You are certainly such an occasion.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

34. I hope it's Opposite Day.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

37. Oh no. Now I've become you and missed what you mean.

Rereading what I posted, but please clarify.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

40. Your beauty has confused me.

I don't know what I'm typing anymore. ;) :rofl:

[crim son]

43. That's a first!

I'm only barely coherent myself :evilgrin:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

45. Sounding like Yoda I am.

:rofl:

[crim son]

46. I thought you were an Ewok.

That's not your picture I stare at longingly every night?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

47. Give me a week and I'm Chewbacca.

:rofl:

[crim son]

48. I know it. I do your bathroom, remember?

Sigh.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

49. Yeah, sorry about that.

I'll give you a tip next time. :rofl:

[crim son]

50. I think I just got it.

hehe.

[mentalsolstice]

36. I live vicariously through the two of you!

:popcorn: You two are DU's ultimate soap opera (and I usually hate the drama of soap operas)! Y'all are right up there with Hepburn and Tracey! And SA, knowing you're an aspiring screenwriter, this is plumb material for you! Keep it up, even if it's just for the entertainment value.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

39. Finally, somebody does!

:rofl: :hi:

[crim son]

42. Yeah, no kidding.

:eyes: He kills me.

[Deja Q]

41. !

:rofl:

[crim son]

44. Stand back, Toad!

He's mine! :rofl:

[Shine]

26. That's pretty funny. Isn't HATE an emotion??

:shrug:
would you rather be a robot? how boring would THAT be?

:hi:

[Deja Q]

28. I love robots!!! (and, yes, hate is an emotion too...)

:D

Here's a robot I've always wanted to emulate...