Mickey Mouse is in Divorce Court....

[Wetzelbill]

Mickey Mouse is sitting in Divorce Court with Minnie, anxiously awaiting the judge’s decision. The judge has everybody rise and then he addresses Mickey himself.

Judge: Mickey, I looked through all the papers you filed, we went through all the motions and I cannot grant you a divorce on the grounds that you stated.

Mickey was irate. He said: “Judge, how could you not grant me a divorce on those grounds, I have an airtight case for it.”

With this the judge interrupted. “Mickey, I know your argument, and frankly, we went and had psychiatrists examine your wife, and Minnie is not crazy. So since she is not crazy, we cannot grant you a divorce simply because you think she has a mental illness.”

Mickey was perplexed.

“Your honor, I never said she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy.”

[Bassic]

1. rofl

:rofl: :rofl:

[Orsino]

2. "Hey, Beavis. Y'know why Mickey Mouse divorced Minnie?"

"'Cause she was doin' Goofy. Huh-huh, huh-huh."

I love those guys.