This one's for Velma:

[LaraMN]

I was drinking appletinis, adn I stopped to smell a rose
when I felt a thing upon my back; it was seven dozen crows.
THey were eating all my skin, and then one stopped to say to me,
"Cheerio, sir, might you bend a bit? I've sampled nigh your knee."

ANd so it goes, and so it goes, such secrets dwell within.
My body, spent and withered lacks an elbow and a chin.

[VelmaD]

1. I feel the love

I may cry. That was beautimous. *snort*

[LaraMN]

2. Your'e gonna claer your sinuses tonight.

*doublesnort!""

[VelmaD]

3. oddly enough...

it's wicked allergy season here right now...I'm kinda hoping to drink enough to go unconscious and sleep despite the fact I haven't been able to fuckin' breathe for a month. It's like an extra special bonus.

[LaraMN]

4. I hear ya!

AS soon as the tress started budding, my nost got all itchy.
I never get any conditions that warant GOoD drugs! not fair!

[VelmaD]

5. I consider myself lucky actually...

I'm not as allergic to anything here in Austin as I am to some of the things that are common in my home town. No matter how bad the cedar gets here...it's nothing compared to the dogwood, cottonwood, magnolias, and honeysuckle back where I grew up.

And drugs RAWK. My doc won't give me any either. Says the weird side effects I always gets aren't worth it and to just take Sudafed or Benadryll. Sucks ass.

[LaraMN]

6. Benadryl SUCKS!

I think ti works by making you sleep through the aentire allergy season.