I just answered my phone and nobody was there.

[LaraMN]

Or I answered it incorrectly.

Oops.

:scared:

[VelmaD]

1. Isn't that the set up...

to about a brazillian bad horror movies.

Don't open the curtains.

Don't answer the phone if it rings again.

And whatever you do...don't go off somewhere to have sex with a cheerleader.

[LaraMN]

3. I wouldn't evem want to BE a cheerleader,

much less DO one.

I'm totally safe.

[VelmaD]

5. well then...

if you're a member of any racial or ethnic minority...don't go outside by yourself.

Also, do not get in the bathtub. Or get into your nightgown. Or leave the door unlocked so that the guy/girl of your choice can sneak up to your bedroom later.

I have only your best interest at heart here. *snort*

[LaraMN]

6. I'm just gonna pretend to be alarmed asd htough I Heard *something*

then grin, shake my head and announce, "Oh! It was NOTHING," and then strip in front of my window, with my back turned to my open bedroom cdoor, while a shadow looms ominiously.

[VelmaD]

8. OMG!!!!111

you're nekkid *swooooooooooooooooooooon*

you hussy...now you deserve whatever the homicidal axe murdered does to you

[LaraMN]

10. Especially because fo my gigantic teats!

:rofl:

[VelmaD]

11. oh well then...

might as well hang yourself in the attic and get it out of the way then

And before any of the boys can get here I'll go ahead and say "this thread is useless without pics"

[LaraMN]

12. Thje BOYS sre not allowerd in the thread!

I can't remember what the thread was about, also.

[VelmaD]

13. And how much have YOU...

had to drink?

I think it was about ponies. Or box turtles. Or something.

Boys have cooties.

[LaraMN]

15. I don't know. I just poured what was left in the bottle into the second mug and

poured ther est of the apple mix into it.

ANd it was a mightly delectablie concotion.

[VelmaD]

17. ok...I'm cutting you off...

becuase your spelling is WAY worse than mine.

I need to start a poll on whether I should have another drink. *snort* If I can still correct most of my spelling errors I just might npt be drunk enough.

[LaraMN]

18. I chugged the first one.

That was the same tactic I used the night of my class reunoiin, at which I vomited profusely an d had to go home after the first hour.

[VelmaD]

19. Surprisingly enough...

I have never puked from alcohol. Though that may be because I have avoided my high school class reunions. *snort*

Could also be because I avoid cheap beer and mixing clear liquor and dark liquor during the same binge. :shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

2. It was me. I was looking for JackMN.

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

4. He's sleeping.

You don't WANT to go there! He will cry and demand his SPongebOb light be turned on so he can trash his room, if he wakes up/

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Better have SophieMN take a look at your ear

You answered the iron.

[LaraMN]

9. Heh! As if I could even FIND my iron.

I haven't used it since we moved.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

14. They're watching you

:scared:











:rofl:

[LaraMN]

16. I would watch me too.

I'm doing soem silly shit.,

[Viva_La_Revolution]

20. only if you're nekid

:wow:








:rofl:

[u4ic]

21. You just need to take the spider out first...

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