God damn it, why do my pants keep shrinking?

[LeftyMom]

Or am I getting fatter? I don't have the time or the money to do shit about it, so I'm going to pretend that's not it. :cry:

[VelmaD]

1. you're just washing them in water...

that's too hot...or too cold...or too something. Trust me. :)

[LeftyMom]

2. Ooh, you're good at this.

:)

[VelmaD]

4. I have experience

I lost about half my body weight but I never settled and somehwere my body is comfortable. So I bounce between about 3 diffeent sizes. It isn't really my fault...it's that damn dryer.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Maybe you're the victim of a practical joke

concocted by one B.J. Hunnicutt.



"Starting tomorrow... he gets taller."

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

5. The air has gotten bigger.

that is why.

[bicentennial_baby]

17. The drunken genuis speaks!

listen to this woman! :o

:rofl:

[progressoid]

6. My belts are shrinking too. Weird huh?

[WCGreen]

7. It happens to me a lot....

[Nicole]

8. Global warming!

It's ruining our pants! :cry:

[u4ic]

9. It's all Clinton's fault

I wouldn't want to be the one to tell flvegan...




:hide:

[LeftyMom]

11. Damn that Clenis!

Is there any evil it's not capable of?

[Robeson]

10. I wouldn't touch that post, with a ten foot poll....

...oh, wait, I just did.... :yoiks:

[Lord Helmet]

12. keep telling yourself your pants are shrinking

over & over again

[mykpart]

13. I used to be able to keep mine stretched out by exercising regularly.

But now they shrink every time I try them on. I think it's a terrorist plot!

[SeattleGirl]

14. Same damn thing keeps happening to me, too!

x(

[BreweryYardRat]

15. Hmm...could you be pregnant? The weight gain necessary for that might give you pants trouble.

Doubt it, but I felt like making someone jump today. ;)

[flvegan]

16. It worked.

Made me jump.

[BreweryYardRat]

26. Well, yeah, but I wasn't trying to make YOU jump.

Sorry, pal.

:hug:

Oh, and I owe you yet another thank-you for giving me the data on those condos. I'm gonna drive over to Tampa in a few and check them out.

[LeftyMom]

19. no

You're mean. x(

[BreweryYardRat]

27. It's a talent.

Sorry. :hug:

[Nikia]

18. Sometimes it is the dryer

Especially if your sleeves are getting shorter as well.

[Bake]

20. Dammit, stop putting them in the dryer on "high!"

That shrinks 'em every time!

Bake

[mike_c]

21. it's a general pants conspiracy....

Mine are in on it too, the bastards! You might even call it a widespread conspiracy....

[Maineiac]

25. Levi Strauss is in cahoots with the Taliban

forcing us to continually buy new jeans as they shrink beyond our ability to fit in them. I think Ccolonel Sanders is in on it, too. And don't forget Ronald McDonald. Don't let that clown face fool you.

[Maineiac]

22. You're not gaining weight

but due to your enhanced intelligence, your brain has exceeded the size of your cranial cavity and has started to occupy other area of your body.

[femmocrat]

23. Isn't it amazing how that happens when you pack them away for a season?

They never fit again when you unpack them! :grr:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. take the advice flvegan once gave to me: drink some green tea.

[Hand]

28. Insh'Allah. nt

[KT2000]

29. Here is something to make

you feel better.
The chemicals they put in fabric to keep it from shrinking washes out after so many washings! Really, that is true.

If ALL of your pants are shrinking,,,,,,it's something else..

[Guava Jelly]

30. My pants are getting tighter as well

Odd thing though..They only get tighter when i am wading through all the hawt naked pictures in my pm box.:silly: ok so i'm lieing.
I don't have any hot pictures in my pm box grrrrrrr!! :mad: