How About A "Don't Fuck With Me" Thread?

[SPKrazy]

:shrug:

seems like a lot of threads in this similar vein

I feel like saying to some people:

Don't fuck with me Dr. Asshat, I have already helped get your ass out of my life!

Don't fuck with me lady! I don't care that you only want to talk about what you want to talk about, don't fuck with me!

Don't fuck with me _____, I don't care if you think that you know all there is to know about my job, the fact is that you don't do my job and don't have but a third of the amount of education i've got, and I've got 20 years in my field, so don't fuck with me!

Just don't fuck with me man, i've got a tender heart, i am very forgiving, but if you fuck with me, I am done!

:D

Feel better now!

:rofl:

[sniffa]

1. i'm in

:bounce:

[SPKrazy]

2. All right d00d!

:bounce:

[fizzgig]

3. don't fuck with the babysitter!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5zfNhfOklQ


oh yeah....don't fuck with me, you smug little prick. i can kick your ass

whew....all better

[SPKrazy]

6. That's right!

fuckers fucking with me will be summarily kicked to the fucking curb!

and then we will take all those smug fucks and line them up, and burn their shoelaces :wtf:

[AlCzervik]

4. Don't fuck with me Fellas, this ain't my first time at the rodeo.

[SPKrazy]

7. The decider has spoken!

don't fuck with her!

she will kick yer ass!

:woohoo:

[TOhioLiberal]

5. I'm in...

...don't fuck with me, you asshole. I know where your skanky ass lives!

[SPKrazy]

8. Fuckin A!

and if ya need help that skanky ass will never escape!

:headbang:

[NMDemDist2]

9. I glad you started this thread

so I didn't have to.

Don't fuck with me ya puny little whiner, I bring guns to a knife fight.

Don't fuck with me, you're coming to a battle of wits half armed ya stupid ass.

Don't fuck with me, I can tell you the truth and make you cry. It is only because I choose to be a caring individual you've gotten off so far, but once more and *POW* you'll be in the fetal position wondering what hit ya.


whew


thanks SPK, I needed that :bounce:

[SPKrazy]

10. Fuckin A AD6

Don't fuck with her!

you fuck with her, you fuckin' with me too!

and a whole lot of other people that you don't want to fuck with!

:grr:

So if you don't like it, take it somewhere else !!!!

:woohoo:

[NMDemDist2]

11. thass right! me and my homies ain't ones you'd want to fuck with

we been there, done that and got the video to prove it

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

12. damned right we do!

and your homies are spread out far and wide, but we know you and to know you is to love you man! :loveya:

so don't fuck with us!

:grr:

and you know who you are too! :rofl:

[Kajsa]

16. I love ya both to pieces!

:loveya:

I'm really too pooped to pop after
running the underground railroad-
27 PMs + the kid+the cats getting divebombed by
crows outside ( sad story- they lost a crow kid this morning- cats didn't do it)
+dinner+ yada yada.

But!!!!

Don't ANYONE Fuck with my homies!
Hey- I don't spell out that word- oh well, I did.

They'll be sorry they did!

:grr:

Mean Momma

[SPKrazy]

17. That's right!

and you should check out the forum if you want

:woohoo:


don't fuck with Kajsa!

:hug:

[Kajsa]

55. Hurray!

I just did!

Thanks!


:woohoo: :hug:

[NMDemDist2]

26. hehehehe

:hug:

we got your back momma :pals:

[Kajsa]

56. Thanks, AZ Dem.

And I've got yours, too.

:hug:

[lost-in-nj]

13. YANNO

I hope nobody FUCKS with me right now
I AM PISSED AND I AM LISTENING TO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO NOT FUCK WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the release!!



lost

[SPKrazy]

15. Fuckin' A! Lost!

don't fuck with lost either!

:woohoo:

[Gormy Cuss]

14. Fiddlesticks.

:D

[SPKrazy]

18. Don't Fiddlestick with Gormy Cuss

she doesn't have to use four letter words to get her point across!

:hug:


:woohoo:

don't mess with her!

[Gormy Cuss]

53. Nah, I just like the sound of the word.

Since no one uses it anymore it has the unexpected punch that "fuck" used to have.
:hi:

[NMDemDist2]

19. fiddlesticks as in "don't f#@& with me" or fiddlesticks as in "I'll f#@& with you any time I please'

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

29. oooh, didn't think about that

:yoiks:

[Gormy Cuss]

54. Harrumph.

Don't fiddlestick with me!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

57. oh noes!

:scared:

[VenusRising]

20. I rather prefer...

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

21. That works for me Venus Rising!

I'll keep that in mind with Acire too, since she is the mirror world version of you!

:scared:



:hi:


:rofl:


:yoiks:

[VenusRising]

22. Then I guess if you piss her off

she smothers you with kisses.

Whereas, if she's happy... :scared:

Good luck with that. It's like Opposite Day everyday.

:rofl:


:hi: :hug:

[SPKrazy]

30. oh i know

and it is so hard to piss her off :sarcasm: i mean that i'm just such a perfect d00d :silly:

:hug:

[VenusRising]

34. You are quite a nice guy,

I'm sure that irritates her. :crazy:

[SPKrazy]

37. maybe that is why i wake up with

bruises on me :wtf:


:rofl:

[VenusRising]

39. I am not responsible for her behavior.

You asked if you could keep her.

:P

[SPKrazy]

43. and it's been worth the challenge

:crazy:


:hug:

[KitchenWitch]

23. Don't fuck with me because I am too damn tired to give a fuck.

[VenusRising]

27. How's your mom?

:hug::hug:

[KitchenWitch]

28. She is resting at home - thank the goddess!

Hospitals are no place for anyone.

[VenusRising]

32. I'm glad to hear it.

And you are correct about hospitals.

They are so stressful, that I really believe people convalesce better at home in familiar surroundings.

[KitchenWitch]

36. That and there are not likely to be resistant strains of microbes at home.

:hi:

[VenusRising]

38. True dat!

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

40. Yes

hospitals are no places for sick people

:hug:

[NMDemDist2]

42. Oh, I'm so glad!!

are they happy with this one? did it go better do they think?

:hug:

[SPKrazy]

31. And that's damned straight and we gotcher back KW!

:grr:

don't fuck with her!

[mentalsolstice]

24. You're entitled to an attitude...

once in awhile! We'll back off..

[SPKrazy]

33. No, Join Me!

We'll tell "them" to fuck off!

:pals:

[mentalsolstice]

47. Go here!

This is where I say "feel free to say fuck off!" http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6536562&mesg_id=6536620

[SPKrazy]

48. i did

but i didn't say fuck off

it seemed out of context

:shrug:

[mentalsolstice]

49. It is a choice!

And perhaps I was harsh...each to his/her own. And geez, it's not a big deal, not as much as war, birth-control choice, death sentence, civil rights, gay rights (really a part of civil rights, in my view), sexual harassment, domestic violence, etc.

[SPKrazy]

51. I'm not criticizing you at all

i was just saying that i checked it out and i had little to say

i've never been to one of mine

i've been to my wife's reunions and they were nothing all that special, a few memorable moments but that passed.

i don't know why you think you were harsh even :shrug:

:pals:

[mentalsolstice]

52. No, no no...

I was just pointing out the thread where I got my gumption up to say "fuck off"...not to the OP, but to the subject (class reunions). It felt good to spill my guts!

It feels great, to me, to sometimes say "fuck that"! Which is somewhere between "fuck you" and "fuck off".

I love you, guy...and whenever you say "fuck off", I'll :toast: :bounce: :grr: and :loveya:

[Joe Fields]

25. Don't fuck with me...I know Joe Pesci!!

[SPKrazy]

35. Haaaahaaaahaaaaa!

oh that is scary :scared:

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

41. Don't fuck with me, man...

I have books, and I'm not afraid to use them!

:hi:

RL

[SPKrazy]

44. *snort*

:rofl:

good one RL!

:rofl:


better not fuck with Retro, he's got books and if you fuck with him, you fuck with me and a bunch of other people and we got books too! :silly:

[NMDemDist2]

45. you, Sir, are one person I certainly wouldn't want to fuck with

:scared:

glad you're a pal for sure ;)

[RetroLounge]

46. ...

:hug:

:hi:

RL

[fortyfeetunder]

50. post deleted

I just wanted the pleasure or writing it and posting it for that brief moment....LOL :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

58. LOL

pretty funny

i wonder what it said?

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

59. Sorry, I usually ask for the opposite and get no response...

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

60. Don't Fuck With You?

:shrug:

well, try don't fuck with me next time


or was it "fuck with me"

:rofl: