The other night, I dreamed that I had a boob job.

[LaraMN]

I was in a real hurry to get the boobs, so I made the doctor do it really quickly, and I forgot to tell her what size I wanted.
I got done with surgery, and I had gianormous boobs, with nipples on the bottom. They were extremely saggy, and when I asked the doctor about it, she said I shold have asked for a lift as well, because that's how they turn out sans lift.
I had two big slits on the insides of my breasts where the implants went in, and I was smooshing the boobs around, and the slits popped open. The implants were sliding out, so I pulled them out and spent the rest of the dream trying to get to the doctor so she could sew my breasts shut.

Gawd, I'm demented.

:crazy: :scared:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. i dreamt of liposuction

i will give you a whole size in boobs, if you take some of my fat

[LaraMN]

3. I will take some fat.

That stuff I can get rid of. Boobs, I can't just grow, unfortunately!

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Oh.My.God.

That's my EXACT dream, EVERY NIGHT. (and I'm male). :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce: :wow:

[LaraMN]

4. Do you instinctively clutch your chest when you wake up,

and breathe a deep sigh of relief?


:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. No, because some nights...

the whole thing really happened. :blush:

[Fleshdancer]

6. I had a boob job dream a few months ago!

My dream wasn't as scary as yours...I just had cartoonishly large boobs and I couldn't stand up straight or do various activities like jogging, typing comfortably on the computer, hug my child, etc. It was very weird. :crazy:

[Joe Fields]

7. A boob job might be the only job I could keep....

:toast: