I miss breastfeeding.

[matcom]

ok. is this considered a copycat if it is an EXACT replica?

:shrug:

on second thought........

HEY MRS MATCOM! wanna go to bed early tonight? :D

:hide:

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. The pev quotient depends upon who volunteers

[Mrs.Matcom]

2. No!

I am staying up aaaallll night just so I don't have to breast feed you! Damn it! I told you I am trying to get my milk to dry up! Why don't you ever listen??? :*

[matcom]

3. you keep squirting me in the ear!

x(

[bigwillq]

9. Hey Mrs. Matcom!

How are you doing?

Thanks for chatting with me the other night. I made it to 35K!

:hi:

[matcom]

10. WHAT?????11

unauthorized CHATTING with my WIFE?

:grr:



















































;)

:hi:

[Mrs.Matcom]

13. Bugger off!

Keep out of my 'affairs', I stay out of yours that is for sure!

[matcom]

15. you are even TALKING like a Britt!1

:wow:

:o

[Mrs.Matcom]

30. I am Canadian!!!

I have a tee shirt that even says so! :P

[bigwillq]

19. She's a great gal!

We had a nice chat! :)





Jealous? :P

:rofl:

[Mrs.Matcom]

23. Thank you sir!

You are too kind! :D




unlike some people I live with :grr:

[Mrs.Matcom]

11. Hey, Billwill!

I'm fine and it was fun chatting with you! Glad I could add a few extra posts for you. I did see you made it to 35k! Awesome! Keep up the good work! :hi:

[bigwillq]

20. Thanks!

:) :hi:

[LaraMN]

4. No. It is a doppleganger.

And you can't "miss" it. You were obviously a Carnation Evaporated Milk baby; they all drive scooters and have underdeveloped "items."

:P
:*

[matcom]

5. my mommy had small tits!

and now you hate me because of that :cry:

[LaraMN]

7. To be accurate, size has nothing to do with production.

Where breasts are concerned anyway, I can't speak to the accuracy of that assertion in other contexts...

[LeftyMom]

12. I have no boobs and I had tons of milk. My tits defy the laws of physics

'cause hell if I know where I was keeping all of it.

[matcom]

14. got a pic?

i'm afraid I need a visual here

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

16. Gee, like there's never been a picture of my boobs on DU before.

:eyes:

[Mrs.Matcom]

22. you were probably storing it in your milk ducts in

your arm pits!!! LOL! My pits would swell, as well as my breasts. I was so excited to "lose" my boobs after breast feeding. All my girl friends did! Did I? No! I gained two inches and went up a cup size!!! NOT FAIR!!! I wanted smaller boobies :cry:

[LeftyMom]

25. It must have been in my butt, because that and my feet are the only places that grew.

My boobs got a bit rounder while I was lactating, but they didn't really grow any. Finding an A cup nursing bra was a bitch. :(

[Mrs.Matcom]

21. I was dead on with the squirting thing!

My son was six months old and my dad, grandmother and younger (by five years) sister came out to see us. I was sitting on the floor nursing him. My smart mouthed sister made a comment about the size of my breast in comparison to my son's head...so I whipped that boob out of his mouth and squirted her right between the eyes! She didn't know what hit her, and the boob was securely returned to my son's mouth before he even missed it. My poor father! I thought he was going to die laughing! And of course I caught hell from my grandmother...I believe she said, "Do not squirt your sister in the face! What a waste of good milk!"...of course that made all of us laugh hysterically! Ahhh, one of the most fond memories of 1)breast feeding and 2) my grandmother! Thank you LauraMN for reminding me! :hug:

[LaraMN]

28. Bwahahahhh!

I used to squirt my husband from across the room. Those things could get some serious distance!

[Mrs.Matcom]

29. and if you figured out the wind velocity

and got the arc just right! BAM! Right in the kisser!!! :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

6. I do love some

http://www.duiops.net/seresvivos/galeria/aves/Tufted%20Titmouse%20on%20Cranberry%20Branch,%20Michigan.jpg http://www.duiops.net/seresvivos/galeria/aves/Tufted%20Titmouse%20on%20Cranberry%20Branch,%20Michigan.jpg
Sorry ..I like big :hide:

[matcom]

8. your cherries are oozing

i'm just sayin'

[Guava Jelly]

18. Can you blame me?(look at the size of them)

:silly:

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. If you miss, won't the baby starve?

[matcom]

24. nope. the pitbull will take over eventually

:hide:

[Fire Walk With Me]

26. IBTL

:7

[bigwillq]

27. HA!

:rofl:

Not really funny but it made me chuckle.

[The Straight Story]

31. It's a mirror thread to back up the other one :) (nt)

[In_The_Wind]

32. I don't think I ever

oh ...


never mind

[MiserableFailure]

33. You guys wanna hear something interesting? My sons are 8 and 12

and my wife still produces breastmilk, becuase of me. Sorry if this is NSFW but we're going on our 8th year now of um, me keeping the milk going for her. She didn't want her breasts to deflate after stopping it so we haven't. When I'm not home to do it for her she uses a pump.

[achtung_circus]

34. So when you say you slept like a baby,

it means you woke up every 2 hours to breastfeed?

[MiserableFailure]

36. oh you don't have to do it that often to keep it going

just once a day is enough.

[TK421]

35. How much milk can you supply? I've got some hungry mothers here

hungry for Pizza Hut, that is!

[RushIsRot]

37. When's the last time you tried to feed one?