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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 09:20 PM
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I am inhaling oxygen and nitrogen and exhaling carbon dioxide-- ask me anything
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 09:22 PM
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1. Why is the sky blue?
Does oxygen taste like methane?

Are smurfs truly edible?

As we have satellites that can read car license plates, how come we still haven't found Big Foot or Santa Clause?

Why is a mouse when it spins?

People love wal-mart's low prices, so why do they hate it when mom'n'pop stores close?
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 09:25 PM
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2. very funny, Mr. Wisenheimer
welcome back ya goofball :hug: :rofl:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 09:28 PM
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6. You should see me in bed - now that's funny!
:spray:

Glad to be back! :pals: :hug: :)
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 09:26 PM
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3. Is your refrigerator running?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 09:27 PM
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4. You know those super-metal scissors that can cut through anything?
Could you use one pair to cut another pair?
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rockymountaindem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 09:27 PM
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5. Little do you know you're *also* exhaling oxygen and nitrogen as well!
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 10:57 PM
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7. Wow! How'd you know that?
:crazy:
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